I love to read the obituaries...........
It keeps me in touch with the destinies of former clients. I enjoy scanning them for typos. Today, though, the obituaries were arranged in the most delightful way.
The page w…
Is it just me, or did any one else notice the transfer of power from US to IraQ looking suspiciously like a shotgun wedding? It was a rushed, secretive affair. The insurgents holding the shotgun, figuratively and liter…
It's official. I am now a matriculating BSN candidate at St. Joseph's College of Windham, Maine.
Blessings Abound
epeemom Highway
Bankruptcity
9
Childbirth Hospital
17
Valley of Depression
52
Hobotown
104
Dumpsville
238
Please Drive Carefully
Username:Where are you on the highway …
I am tired, my mind is spent and thus I have no literary bent.
Sometimes my mind, vacuum like,
Sucks.
Occasionally, in the still of the night you can hear the
forked lightening sound of cerebral matter crackling.
B…
Welcome, Weasle3
It's early in the morning and I am sitting on the toilet, my blue pajamas with the purple stars puddled about my ankles. I am faced with the first crucial decision of the day:
Tampon or Pad?
In this interesting hormon…
Ten year work history and Personal Essay completed. Now where'd I put my nursing license?
Blessings Abound
DOGS GONE. GGGGGRRRRRRR!
DOGS BACK!!!!YEAH!!!!!!!!
There's something in the woods so enticing that LoraboraLabradora felt compelled to give chase when I let her out this afternoon upon returning home. The usually doc…
Why do I find listening to chanting to Shiva so soothing? No need to analyze, but I wonder..............Blessings Abound
Here is the final product of my fertile mind:
My career goals include finding a position which allows me to teach nurses of the future ways to enhance their own self care. I aspire to combine the best of allopathic an…
Could you please come home,
Take me in your arms,
Rock me like my back bone was your own,
Murmuring me to Morpheus,
Blowing out the candles after the light of my eyes
Snuffs out from sleep lowered lids,
Then skin t…
In 250 to 500 words please provide a one page personal statement which includes, but is not limited to :
Your professional goals and reasons for seeking further education
how you believe St. Joseph's College would hel…
Stolen from Scrober Who Stole it From RedneckConfessionals
Three Things I'm wearing
1. Pajama Bottoms
2. Pajama Top
3. A Smile
Three Things Currently On My Desk
1. Coffee Mug
2. Pictures
3. 12 Yea…
" Belated Happy Father's Day, Dad. I miss you."
How to make a Tammy
Ingredients:5 parts success5 parts self-sufficiency1 part empathy
Method:Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring
Userna…
shaker and mix
How to make an epeemom
Ingredients:1 part jealousy5 parts self-sufficiency1 part cold hard steel
Method:Add to a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a d…
Wow! What a weekend!
After the trepidation of last minute jitters Monday night: What am I thinking? This is a big tournament, I certainly don't belong there! Saturday and Sunday were big surprises, proving to me that …
15th out of 23
Women's Unclassified Epee
Pomme de Terre.
My first big-girl-no-kids-tournament.
So much to write and
SSSOOOOOOOTired
VERRRRYYY HAPPPPPYYYYY
Blessings Abound
Confusion swirls. Too many things to write about tonight. I am anxious and excited for tomorrow I travel to Boston with Big Watts to Beantown for the Pomme de Terre. It is the first BIG fencing tournament I have had t…
In my perfect fantasy world, he comes to my bedside with tea and honey, tucks me in, reads me a story and says, Good night , woman. Get some sleep.
Good night.
Blessings Abound
Vous gémissez mon nom au milieu de la nuit,
Jambes doucement empêtrées en feuilles
Lisse et satiny, doux et lisse
Rêve de fièvre.
Donné un chuchotement d'une chance, vous me prendriez dans des vos bras
mots de l'am…
BTW- poem re: no good deed is a tribute to an accident site I came upon last nite after giving a friend a massage at her home. The young girl in the driver's seat had somehow rammed her mother's SUV into a tree from a p…
With all the ever-present bad news concerning our soldiers, it's always nice to find a nugget -- thanks to AnAmericanSoldier for the link -- of something truly good.
Sgt Hook and his unit have organized Oper…
The mosquito bites upon my feet,
Proof no good deed goes unpunished,
My jacket took a ride to the ER ,
I rode my heartburn home,
Grateful a young girl's stupidity resulted
In a broken collar bone, heartburn,Mosqui…
So, as part of the official "Epeemom is Beautiful " campaign, my plan has been to proceed with the beautification of my aerobic status. After all, nobody needs an Epeemom who breathes heavily just to get out of her cha…
She is gone. I handed her off to my sister at the Liquor Store in Portsmouth. The weekend was a bit exhausting, but overall, fairly successful. I attribute some of this to my newly discovered wisdom about compassion b…
I am now a mother with children in college. Or pretty darn close, anyway. Graduation was .........loud and wonderful, teary and poignant. Boy Wonder was radiant. He's jubilant to be done with his high school years. …
So Far, So Good
My mother made it here after all. There was a bit of chaos around a slight medical problem, but she's here. I opted to go with compassion and an opening of my heart to her and discovered an interesting…
No One person gets all the best of another. There are snippets of brilliance within relationships, mixed amongst the horrible imperfections of being human. The poisonous sulk threatens to infect my day, my life and my …
My mother arrives tomorrow.
I've been working hard to ready The Boy Wonder's room. He came home unexpectedly this afternoon and was pissed that his room was a mess. A mess that he didn't make, so he can't find anyth…
This seems to be making the rounds. Thanks to those who thought this up
1. Who are you?2. Have we ever met?3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.4. Describe me in one word.5. What reminds you of me?6. If …
Aucune heure n'aiment le présent, Aucun jour de regret. Rien à craindre, rien à changer, tout parfait. Droite ici, en ce moment. Les bénédictions abondent
No time like the present, No day of regret. Nothing to fear,…
Yesterday, I burst my Costco cherry and am virgin wholesale consumer no more
I had my first costco trip with Pauline last week to start preparations for BW & Nick's grad party Saturday. We shopped on her sister's m…
Notice the perfection in Imperfection.
Never wear a Thong for more than one half hour's seated meditation.
Never do six hours of gardening the day before six hours of seated meditation.
Always pack a lunch the night b…
Some people have a strong preference for one style of thinking, and find some skills come more naturally than others. Other people tend to adopt different thinking styles in different …
I Thought I Had Something to Say, Turns Out Maybe I Don't
I just noted an announcement that President Reagan died. Or at least, the hollowed shell of his body has finally passed. Goodness knows that with a disease pro…
Excitement Abounds!!!
Yesterday, I received my brand new fencing bag in the mail. my old one had split down the sides. It was a second hand bag from someone else, purchased after the second hand bag from my elder son …
I'm an apparently intelligent, liberal, tight as fuck, seizure-inducingly boring spod!See how compatible you are with me!Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of my head being …
I strolled down the supermarket aisle looking for Ocuvites, mushroom soup and catfood and something to fill the hole in my soul. But nothing could fill the hole. I heard the tiny voice of my body say so.
And I listene…
Extroverted (E) 70.59% Introverted (I) 29.41%Realistic (S) 54.84% Imaginative (N) 45.16%Emotional (F) 51.22% Intellectual (T) 48.78%Organized (J) 52.94% Easygoing (P) 47.06%
Your type is: ESF…
The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways.........or so would say the Pentecostals with whom I attended church for a while. I was offered a chance today to be a clinical instructor for a week in July at an LNA course being offe…
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