Friday, February 01, 2008
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Quotables - Dr. Mitchell
1. Dr. Mitchell on government: “It’s not a black hole.”
2. Dr. Mitchell on the state of nature: “Then you have your own individual arms race and its all about who can get the bigger bazooka.”
3. Dr. Mitchell: “I’m going to have to spend a lot more time dead than alive.”
4. Dr. Mitchell: “We all dress. Period.”
5. Dr. Mitchell: “She was a woman, and she was right!?
6. Dr. Mitchell: “Do you think those physics people blew it up?”
7. Dr. Mitchell: “Cow can go bad.”
8. Dr. Mitchell: “Politics is different from Geometry because people are not squares.”
9. Dr. Mitchell: “You don’t want to lie to the children.”
10. Dr. Mitchell: “I did gooder than you.”
11. Dr. Mitchell: “All that Irish music… get rid of it because its either abut dying or drinking.
12. Dr. Mitchell: “You’re unofficially auditing this class? That sounds very… official.”
13. Dr. Mitchell: “I’m not chained to the bottom of a cave looking at shadows of ducks.”
14. Dr. Mitchell: “Do not worship the duck!”
15. Dr. Mitchell: “Aristotle doesn’t believe in the Declaration of Independence.”
16. Someone: “The place was crawling with Moot Courters.” Dr. Mitchell: “That sounds like a sanitation problem to me.”
17. Dr. Mitchell: “I don’t want to be the hangman. It’s a special calling.”
18. Dr. Mitchell: “It appears that Locke plagiarized Jefferson.”
19. Dr. Mitchell: “We’ve got Thomas Aquinas in a bathtub and Thomas Jefferson as a kettle of fish. Maybe we should just throw them both out.”
20. Dr. Mitchell: “It’s that time of semester for Bubonic Plague… Nobody plans on it: ‘December 27th, get plague.’”
21. Dr. Mitchell: “I can see that those of you who are here have not left yet… I used to teach logic.”
22. Dr. Mitchell: “I want to do my little part to embigen your souls.”
23. Dr. Mitchell to Colten: “You lead the gobble chorus, as the biggest Turkey.”
24. Dr. Mitchell: “I’m getting this vibe that’s *moves hand downward*” Jonathan: “Down?” Dr. Mitchell: “Down.” Jonathan: “We’re going down.” Dr. Mitchell: “I shan’t be going with you.”
25. Dr. Mitchell: “It’s Dr. Mitchell, therapist. That’s how I shall be thinking of myself.”
26. Dr. Mitchell: “Cows are sentient beings. If you knock one on the head it will moo.”
27. Dr. Mitchell: “Even political philosophers die.”
28. Jenna: “Could we sacrifice goats next time instead of writing a paper.” Dr. Mitchell: “That is a possibility.”
29. Dr. Mitchell: “Thank you for your papers. It was very generous of you to give me reading.”
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