Friday, February 01, 2008
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Quotables - Dr. Cox
1. Dr. Cox: “I grew up in the hippie generation.”
2. Dr. Cox: “You can bring the Quran if you want, but we won’t be using it.”
3. Dr. Cox: “Rejoice that you are going to get that wrong on your final.”
4. Dr. Cox: “[God] is a liar.”
5. Dr. Cox on the heart: “Beat… Beat… Beat… Go to sleep… Please Beat… Please Beat…”
6. Dr. Cox: “That’s the nature of language: to distort it.”
7. Dr. Cox: “Don’t tell me that the sun’s going to go nova and then ask me to recycle.”
8. Dr. Cox: “No karma! No karma! You don’t want karma. You don’t want the circle.”
9. Dr. Cox: “[the overhead projector] looks dead doesn’t it? Rise! My wife says I am easily amused, so I have to live up to it.”
10. Dr. Cox on humans: “We are worth 6041 cents of basic compounds.”
11. Dr. Cox: “Yes, I know elephants stick around their dead.”
12. Dr. Cox on his wife: “I told you I loved you woman… 16 years ago. Write it down woman!”
13. Dr. Cox: “You might want to dabble sometime… In Christianity.”
14. Dr. Cox: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up Yoda!”
15. Dr. Cox: “What’s it called? Crouching Dragon, Hidden Turkey?”
16. Dr. Cox: “Don’t tell anyone I just croaked like that.”
17. Dr. Cox: “Extra credit for anyone who does lip sync right now.”
18. Dr. Cox: “Let me give you your stuff back and then we’ll pray… Hey! Where’s your stuff?”
19. Dr. Cox: “If the rapture was to happen right now we’d all be taken and Rachel would be left.”
20. Dr. Cox: “I’m not going to ask you if you guys have been reading this stuff, but if you haven’t, what have you been doing?”
21. Dr. Cox: “Sound acceptable? Even if it doesn’t I’m going to do it.”
22. Dr. Cox: “Disagree with me please, by all means, then I will give you an A.” Dr. Cox: “She agrees with me, she gets the A for the day.”
23. Dr. Cox: “You’re breaking my heart. That’s from The Godfather write that down.”
24. Dr. Cox: “What’s the point, the point is it’s opposite day.”
25. Dr. Cox: “I was trying to shock you out of your post-lunch state.”
26. Dr. Cox: “You stay away from my kids!”
27. Dr. Cox: “Homosexuality is not a result of the industrial revolution.”
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