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| I want to, but I can't.Time is passing me by like a Shinkansen gliding from the North to the South. The stations that pass me are like the days that pass me over here. When I boarded the train I was expecting a long journey but once the train started to speed up and one by one, the stations fly past me, I realise that my time here are number and I know that I will reach my destination before I know it. The train is slowly approaching my destination, the stations between now and my destination are numbered now. I tried so hard to be ignorant of the fact that for every journey, there is a beginning and end and I am nearing the end. I dont want it end. What matters most is not the destination but the journey. I am wishing that my journey is extended...... I don't want to leave. | | |
| The midnight silenceBroken by a guy spewing, the sound of the guy barfing echoed round and round Derby acting as a reminder to everyone, drink in moderation.
Some guy from my hall scored himself a really messed up eye last night. He was drunk and he throughly pissed off another guy.
The guy is still going.....poor guy. He's moaning now.
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| Mr and Mrs DerbyDerby is the Hall I'm staying at. There's about 400 people staying here and each year, there's a competition for Mr and Mrs Derby. The winner will then go on to compete in Mr and Mrs Nottingham. Its a big event which is all based on talent. Although there's a lot of talent in my block, but I wasn't not too sure about talent in the literal sense?
After you read what I have to write, you can determine whether us Derby boys and girls are talented or not. This competition is held in Bar Risa, its a bar in the city. Entry is 3 quid but if a person is contesting, its free and they get unlimited access to "Karni Cocktail". The following is what is inside the cocktail: 12L of Lemonade, 11L of Cider, 4.5L of Lambrini, 1L of Vodka, 2L of Blackcurrent Squash. I had a lot of the Karni Cocktail last night because it was just so easy to down.
There's 3 rounds in this competition. Round 1 is where the competitors displayed their talent. Round 2 is where they are given various exercises and the top 2 people with the highest points in Round 1 and passes all the exercises will go into round 3.
Round 1 - There's 16 competitors here and I'll quickly describe their acts to you.
1) Guy downing a pint of Vodka
2) 2 guys drinking 2 pints of "breakfast juice". This is the juice from the leftover liquid from breakfast. One guy drunk it pretty quickly but the second guy struggled.
3) Girl doing acrobats when drinking shots and torpedoing bottles.
4) Guy doing a flaming shoe. Lighting a shoe on fire while drinking alcohol from the shoe
5) Guy demonstrating his football skills
6) Dude speaking in Italian
7) Guy drinking a lot of alcohol and then letting people deck him until he puked. He didnt puke at the end.
8) 3 girls trying to, in their words "Dance like Whores"
9) Guy doing some card tricks. He was really impressive but his trick failed though.
10) Guy snoring some brown things and then skulling 4 bottles of Vodka mixers
11) My friend Ricardo performing Brazillian acrobats
12) Guy drinking from 6 dirty shoes
13) Guy skilling 2L of Milk and then inducing vomit. This was the most pointless act and he spewed all over the floor and it stunk of stale milk afterwards.
14) Girl bending over drinking upside down
15) Guy getting decked.
16) Guy stripping... and it was everything.
17) Guy eating a scorpion
18) Guy doing a flaming torpedo. This is downing a bottle of win while its on fire.
Round 2
This is where things get messy. It started off with drinking. People were given different containers. Some had boots, some had pots, some had condoms, some had buckets. The aim is to drink some Karni Cocktail from the container. Simple...
Then everyone was given a minute to do some item-hunting. Guys had to get a bra, a kiss and a lady's shoe. Girls had to get a Condom, a kiss and a boxer.
Then... everyone had to stand in a line with a bottle of blended Maccas meal at one end and a bucket at the next. To show true Derby team-work, the blended Maccas meal had to be transported from one end to the other, mouth to mouth. It was so disgusting. By the end, only the residue made it and man was it dirty.
2 guys and 2 girls are then chosen out of the lot. The girls had to do a lap dance to last year's winner. The guys had to play chicken. The first person who chickens out loses. So they started stripping, then started kissing but after a couple of kisses, a guy chickened out and lost.
So, do you reckon my fellow Derby residents are talented? I don't think so... they're just brave.
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| Mate... Please aim next time.Some guy forgot to aim while he was letting out water. Now the cubicle stinks and there's puddles everywhere. Sorry, there's no need for you to know this but I just had to let that out.
At least its better than Matlock, they blocked all the sinks with tissue paper, opened all the taps and flooded the top floor. Lucky I wasn't living there coz I would have lost my 60 pound damage deposit.
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| What a way to start the week!!I told myself last night.... "after tonight, I will not drink for a whole week" and what happened??? I'm a bit tipsy but this was nothing compared to last night. I went to the Traffic Light Party @ Bar Risa last night. Play it Red if your spoken for, "Play it Amber if your available, Play it Green if your keen." Like usual, we drunk ourselves warm so we can batter the freezing night while waiting for my ride out to the club. Like usual, we over did it and we became wasted before the party even started. I dont remember much from last night. All I remember was we drank a lot of vodka and cider. I have fallen in love with Cider. Its sparkling apple juice with 5.8% alcohol and its dirt cheap. 2.5pounds for 3L. Its the cheapest way to get drunk and it tastes great. Its the drink of Ible, my block. my frd scored herself 1.5kg of smoked salmon from the highlands and we had a Smoked salmon party yesterday. It tasted great but we all stunk of Salmon afterwards and straight after we had dinner and since it was a Sunday it was roast night!!! What a way to metabolise ourselves before the party. I had a lecture this morning and to be honest, why did I even bother. I slept in so I was late, which meant that I had to sit at the back of the lecture theatre. The lecturer didnt use a mic so his voice wasnt that comprehensible. I was still hung over from the night before and I was half deaf. What a way to start the week off... I managed to get 2p plane tickets to Ireland in November. Its the bargain of the century and best of all I didnt even have to pay the taxes. I'll be skipping a couple of days of uni but uni is there to be skipped...right?? anyways, I have a bad feeling that I'll be drinking a lot tomorrow night as its the long awaited "Back to Basics" party @ Faces!!! Man, clubing on a Tuesday night is hectic but I already have tickets for it and as its organised by all the asian societies, they'll be more familiar faces around. Its a shame that I have uni at 9am the next morning. | | |
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