Ummm there is no ass wipping here... your butt can stay hard and crusty. I will keep track of the meds, get you water and even hold your hand while you walk across the room. BUT there will be NO ASS WIPING!!! Call a nurse!!!

... but I love you! lol

Where is Nicole when we need her?!?!?!?!

whoops I meant wiping on that first one.

Gary:

Wow, this Melissa is quite the woman. When you're feeling better you need to take her on a trip to Tiffany's and buy her something beautiful!

Randy

Wet wipes! A few swipes with wet wipes and your ass is as clean as, well...a baby's butt! That way you can wipe your ass all by yourself...unless you like other people fiddlin' around with that sort of thing for you... :)

You are too funny, both of you! We're thrilled to hear that you're feeling better as time goes by. That's great! You're going to be in email hell for quite some time I'm sure! Thanks again for having din with us at Navy Pier. We truly enjoyed all of your company! Take care!!!! ~ Dawn & Bob

Hey Dawn and Bob-

We have all agreed that we just really like the two of you!!! You are such great people and GREAT PARENTS!!!! It was so nice sitting and chatting with you ... can't wait to see you guys again and maybe hang out longer!

Update on Gary: HE IS BORED!!!! He has also just put another piece of gum in his mouth and is chomping super loud AND blowing bubbles. He is completely going out of his mind! Someone help us!!!!! We need live entertainment here.

Maybe he can redeploy some Helen Keller jokes to amuse himself... to wit:

Q: How did Gary Fong burn his face?
A: Answering the iron.

Q: Why does Gary Fong need both hands for sign language?
A: So he can bitch and moan at the same time...

You get the idea...

All the best... really...

You are missing SPECTACULAR Seattle weather. This is the two weeks out of the year you NEVER want you relatives to visit because then they will NEVER leave!

Frank

Yeah... we are so bummed that every time we leave Kelowna the weather is amazing, hot, sunny and beautiful. Then we come back into town and lately it's been chilly and rainy. WHAT THE HECK!!!! I am sure it's beautiful in Kelowna and Seattle right now.

What would Dennis charge you for something like that???

I think you actually meant the wipping part in the first message! Apparently the drugs are still very effective. It sounds like you both need to get out and get some fresh air!