Non-Verbs That Have Mysteriously Transformed Into Verbs in the Modern Vernacular:

summer, as in "where do you summer?"  This question is asked often by elitist New Yorkers who expect answers such as the Vineyard, Montauk, Southamption, etc.  I have been to exactly zero of these places.  Personally, I summer in my sweltering, non-airconditioned Manhattan apartment with my dinky $9 table fan. 

google, as in "I googled her, and she's a axe-murderer wanted in four states!!"  Google is responsible for a phenomenon where your privacy is negatively correlated to the singularity of your name.  I still haven't decided whether or not I'm happy about the fact that googling "michael feng" pulls up multitudes of entries, none of which relate to me. 

I'm definitely NOT happy about the fact that the very first search result is some dude with a weird teddy bear fetish:
Michael Feng's Home Page

Jesus-fricking-Christ, man, have some respect for the name!!!