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  • For the record, I did have every intention of writing a real post about something witty or amusing today. Unfortunately, nothing witty or amusing seems to be happening to me. Could it be because ominous_oat not only ha…

  • I did promise, didn't I? It first came to my attention that perhaps I was falling slightly amiss in my parenting duties when I caught the bottom half of an article that had been half-torn from my Parenting magazin…

  • So I'd like to post this long entry about Perfect Parenting, but I was literally kidnapped over the weekend and forced to spend long hours in a mall trying on clothing... So you'll have to wait, because now I have to cl…

  • * types quickly, while glancing at the clock after every couple of words...will the children stay asleep until she finishes? * I'm not going to claim this idea as my own, because any reader who gets Parents magazine cau…

  • Various Headlines (or random quotes) from the local Beserker Paper: Is bread pudding supposed to taste like iced tea?orWhy is the egg carton soggy? Small Child Buried in Book Avalanche Daughter Made of All…

  • Apparently, good customer service dictates ignoring the person standing right in front of you so you can finish filling an order for someone who isn't even in the store, and won't be until tomorrow. I spent a good por…

  • "We Are Needed!" Strikers Cry Major household appliances have gone on strike, a member of the disassociated press reported yesterday. It seems that the protesters are trying to deomonstrate their vital necessity to the…

  • Thora, As Reported by the Beserker Newspaper --LivingRoom Press Violence broke out among feuding factions today in the living room. After a brief exchange of verbal threats, the parties involved reso…

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