| I got an 800 on the reading section of the SAT!
I guess that's what happens when you spend all your elementary school slumber parties reading books.
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| I had ACP today, and I saw lots of Urrrforce 1s, a few grills, and a drug deal.
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| We were asking my brother if his Jewish girlfriend is going to come
home with him for Christmas, and my big sister said, "Eeeh, she'll rain
her Jew parade all over it."
And last night Adam Pertle was imitating Stephen's sister hitting on
some kid named Sean, and he was like, "Hey Seannie, I got a vagay-gay
with your name on it!"
And then Stephen had to drive my car home because I was incredibly
drunk and he leaned the seat back all ghetto, but he didn't have to
scoot it back at all because he's the same size as me.
I don't want everybody to go back to college/NYC.
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| Tonight at work we had some extra sandwiches from an order that got
canceled, so Austin took them to some bums in the alley. He also
gave them a joint. What a nice boy.
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| i'm sick of wooooorking. they really need to give me a raise... a nigga can't shine on $6.75.
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