Perceptions. They're weird. Very weird.

(On MSN)

Sha: so, getting bored of the aussie surfer boy scene over there huh?

Me: LOL, yeah pretty much not that I see surfers around. they're ugly.

Sha: I thought aussie boys were tall, blonde and make you have multiple orgasms? :(

Me: well, they're tall and blonde and ugly...:D sorry to burst your bubble

Sha: Huh. So are you like the super genius in the school with stickers all over your locker?

Sha: And a flowery notebook?

Me: hahahaha maybe the super genius part but my locker is plain and ugly and smells funny

Me: and my notebook has some constipated looking cat on it...

Sha: aiyo I thought you were supposed to be rocking that sexy genius thing!

Me: -_- I don't do sexy, you could totally pull it off though!

Sha: Hmm yeah I could...but everyone doesn't wear clothes anymore, makes me look so effing conservative next to them

Me: o_0 True.

I love Sha <3 Miss you too babe.

So you see, perceptions are weird. Very weird.