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  • The glass of water..

    ...why can't it be a little less than half full or a little more than half empty? Or nearly full but not quite or nearly empty but not quite? Goes to show that the world's not always black & white, it's in many many…

  • Go away Mr Sunshine

    IT RAINS!(Notice the present tense, it's still raining as I type (: ) Best time to sail a paper boat!Replies to tags:mwdee: girl you are missed! haha I'll set up the site properly one day and reserve your place as co-ow…

  • Liar liar

    I've been thinking. Compulsive liars sometimes lie to a fault. They lie for no reason at all. Sometimes.So how would you find out the true gender of a very androgynous compulsive pathological liar?"Excuse me, I don't wan…

  • Awwww...

    This song brings back so many sweet memories I should really start doing my homework.

  • Parents

    "Cheryl, how to spell your Chinese name on your birth cert, T-I-A-N is it?? And your Chinese name behind your Christian name is it?""No mum, T-I-E-N. Chinese name before Christian name.""Orh."Few weeks later..."Cheryl, h…

  • I need more pillows

    I have unresolved issues lurking somewhere in my subconscious mind.My head keeps banging itself on the metal bedpost. Every night. I banged my head on the @#$%^&* bedpost twice in a period of like 9 hours.I had to su…

  • Hmmm...

    I saw a few elderly Caucasians seated outside a Chinese restaurant at Chinatown because the restaurant was full. It was pretty chilly and when you go to a Chinese restaurant you order a pot of piping hot tea.They ordered…

  • If My Life Was A History Paper...

    History Paper 2007You have 5 minutes to complete all 3 sections of this paper. Only your computer, Microsoft Word or Notepad, Google(if it's of any use), your brain and long-term(short-term?) memory may be used in this p…

  • Appreciating Changi Airport...

    ...is so necessary. It's the best best best BEST BESTEST airport in the whole wide world, in my extremely unbiased opinion. Compared to this... The NEW Adelaide Airport Arrival "Hall". Cue dumbfounded expressions and sni…

  • School's out, snickerdoodles for everyone!

    Oh yeah. I know this is so cliched, but time really does fly. End of the 1st term! Which means...I survived 2.5 months in Aussieland!(:So yes yes more snickerdoodles for everyone! And pop the sparkling juice!Now for the …

  • I will not be lazy, I will not be lazy, I will....zzzzzzzzzzz

    Our Anti-Laziness + A Few Rest Days Pact We, DOROTHY HUANG MIAOYU and LIM TIEN MEI CHERYL, pledge not to be lazy and be more hardworking in the future. Except for, say, holidays? This pact will take effect on Friday, 13t…

  • BEANSPROUTS!

    Omb good ol' Singaporean lameness. What do beansprouts and stuckup homosexuals have in common?Ponder for a minute.Nup nup, ponder a little more.....You want the answer don't you ;)....Fine....They're both 'TAO GAYS!' ha…

  • "But I thought..."

    Perceptions. They're weird. Very weird. (On MSN)Sha: so, getting bored of the aussie surfer boy scene over there huh?Me: LOL, yeah pretty much not that I see surfers around. they're ugly.Sha: I thought aussie boys were t…

  • A whole new meaning to McSponge.

    So one day during Chinese lesson at school...Beatrice scrutinizes my face.Beatrice: You look like Spongebob.Me: -_-" Huh. No I don't.Beatrice: Yeah you do, same eyes and smile.Beatrice turns to Hoi.Beatrice: She looks li…

  • Cockling?

    We went to Victor Harbour to do some cockling today! Haha actually we went to Goolwa for cockling and Victor Harbour to er, actually why did we go there in the first place? Well we went to Granite Island. That was pretty…

  • Good, great, awesome Friday.

    I feel inspired, so I will write.To the secular world, Easter is just all bunnies and eggs, chocolates and a long holiday. By the way, here in Aussieland we get Easter Monday. Hahaha. Poor Singaporeans. :P Nyehhhh.By the…

  • lol, bunnies?

    Seriously, where did the bunnies and eggs come from?Easter means staying up late and playing the stupidest, lamest, most annoying, most irritating, most addictive games.Seriously, the 3 people I'm chatting with are hooke…

  • Going nuts.

    This nice old man gave me and my brother hazelnuts during church service yesterday. Pity I don't have a nutcracker, I have resorted to the most unorthodox and desperate methods to crack those tough little ones open. I ha…

  • Snakes on a plane.

    Scratch that. That should read "THERE'S A FRICKIN' BANANA-ING SNAKE IN MY BACKYARD!!!!!!"Snake. Doesn't that word just make your skin crawl and your bones quiver in sheer contempt and disgust. Snakesnakesnake. SNAKE. Any…

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