Monday, July 28, 2008
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Silly little things
that bug you?
-I don't like that "S" is next do "D"--makes for ,um, interesting typos: I'm assing it all up. I love sucks, I had a little suckling once. These are dimple examples. I'll dent the later asap.
-Asthma Is Dexy broached this subject once: why is the addhole so close to the vagina?
-In the back of the book, the author's humongous picture that takes up the whole space just creeps me out.
-Some academics sneer at Picaddo--so easy for them to sit there in their clean little ivory towers, with hands that have never touched a paintbrush to say shit, isn't it? Fuck em.
-Asian jokes that make fun of small eyes. Yeah, dude, make a bid for an imagination on eBay.
-Slow motions in movies. Don't like them. So manipulative. Okay, I don't mind films that try to manipulate--I don't have to like all their devices.
-Really catty women. Same advice to the the dude above. You that insecure? Yeah, I heard you. Is it because your boyfriend/husband stared at me a little too long? Men can sense that, you know, insecurity. It's very unattractive. We're all insecure but geez--must you to resort to cattiness to make yourself feel better?
-Target ads. Yeah, yeah, I get it, we should all be the same.
-People with airtight minds. Nothing gets in and out. It must smell in there. Air it out. Allow other ideas, apart from yours, in.
peace out trout.
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Comments (5)
I never thought of that. But you're right. They do make for awful typos.
Hm... vagina's really look like open wounds anyway.
Any humongous picture of someone freaks me out. If it takes up more than half the space of what it's on- there's something wrong.
People always sneer at others, especially when that other can do something they can't, or won't.
Do you know the going rate for an imagination? It costs more than a hamburger off the dollar menu at McD's. And we are a poor people.
I like slow motion in certain situations.
Ugh, People need to learn to stand on their own two feet instead of tearing others down.
Cloneage is full of protein. Be one of many! Remember, mediocrity is good.
*shifty eyes* It's scary out there. *rocks back and forth* Very scary.
@silkenbutterfly - you;re so funny! hahahaha. I love the last bit--your assignment, write about an unreliable character, meaning crazy. :D
I've only seen this one target ad, but I've seen it over and over and over because I was watching a show online. I hate that Target ad.
Awesome list! ~ L
Bid for imagination on Ebay! I LOVE that! I'm gonna use that all the time now!!