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simply.having.a.wonderful.christmastime!
Know what’s supercute? Projectile vomiting on Christmas Eve. Leaning over the toilet while a violent burst of seafood chunks (in a rich lobster cream sauce) erupts from your stomach. Especially when said burst actually s… -
Sock Monkey Visits the Dead
(for Frank, the fanciest fag of us all)I know this looks a lot like the Hundred Acre Woods that Pooh and that pansy-assed Christopher Robin traipsed about in...but it's really Six Oaks Cemetery. Chausette, our intrepid s… -
Sock Monkey at the Slave Market
Welcome to Charleston...or "Chaztown," as i like to call it.It's the Holly Daze on Hilton Head Island with the 'rents in their new Barbie Dream House. The Duke came down to help make the Yuletide gay, as did my Uncle Phi… -
a.square.to.spare
I'm getting dressed at the gym and some scary man chooses a locker close to mine. He's in his 50s, maybe, and has a ring of hair that surrounds a bald dome, like an ocean embracing a small island. But more like a scary c… -
gay.uncles.are.the.best
Now i know that not everyone wants to see a bunch of pictures of kids and hear about how cute they are and blah blah blah. But tough titty. Back in October, i got to check out my parents' new house on Hilton Head Island,… -
he.took.his.passion.and.made.it.happen
How utterly sad was it when Jack had to leave Project Runway because his collagen lip injections went awry? (I'm kidding, obviously -- it was a nasty staph infection......though plenty of Real Housewives of Orange County… -
spoon.fed
Alex sends me this email:Here's a great quote for your fucking blog from Micheal. He wanted to know a website for cheap porn.On 12/11/07, Alexander Ross wrote:M, Here is that site I told you about for cheap porn. Most …
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