St Trinian's, an anarchical school for uncontrollable girls who save
the school from bankruptcy by stealing the painting 'Girl With A Pearl
Earring'.The film starts with Annabel Fritton being admitted to the
school. When there Annabel meets Kelly, head girl of St Trinians, Kelly
walks Annabel around the school and introduces each of the different
cliques in the school - Posh totty, Chavs, Emos, Geeks and First years.
Annabel has a rough first night in the school where her towel and
dressing gown are taken from the shower and she is broadcast on the
internet by the other girls while running naked from the shower to the
dormitory. She phones her dad and demands to be taken away from the
school.
Flash Harry pays a visit to the school and makes a deal with the girls for some lab made vodka.
A
few days later the school has a hockey match against Annabel's old
school - their rivals Cheltenham Ladies College. Their captain is
Verity Thwaites, the daughter of Geoffrey Thwaites, the education
minister. The girls give a hostile and violent welcome to their
visitors and the match ends in a brawl between the two schools. Later
in the film Annabel overhears her Dad talking with Mrs Fritton about
how he thinks Annabel doesn't fit in with the family and hurts her
feelings. Later that day Mrs Fritton talks to Annabel and makes her a
part of the family and gets her to release her anger. The other girls
at the school give Annabel a make-over and makes her part of the
school. Meanwhile Geoffrey Thwaites is inspecting the school and the
bank is threatening the school with closure.
Kelly hears the
talk about closure and tells the rest of the school, they then make a
plan to save the school which involves getting to the final of "School
Challenge" and stealing the painting 'the girl with a pearl earring'.
Meanwhile Annabel is talking to Flash Harry about acting as a gay
german art dealer. He initially refuses but Kelly gets him to do the
job (as he secretly has feelings for her and does not want to look
stupid in front of her). The school team for school challenge is made
up of the three of the Posh Tottys, Chelsea, Peaches and Chloe. They
get to the final by cheating.
During the final Kelly, Taylor and
Andrea foil the security for the painting that they're after and
eventually retrieve it but on the way back the cable that they used to
climb over the top of the audience of the final of school challenge
snaps just after Taylor and Andrea get over to the other side. Kelly
gets stuck with no other way to get to other side again. Mrs Fritton
sees that Kelly needs help and goes to help, having to knock out
Geoffrey Thwaites on the way. Meanwhile Annabel takes care of Verity
Thwaites.
The school successfully gets the painting and sells it
to Carnaby Fritton who doesn't realise it is not the real one which has
been returned under the cover of St Trinians finding it. They get a
£50,000 reward for returning the painting and the cash from Carnaby
Fritton they pay back the money owed to the bank and St Trinian's
doesn't get closed.
This is CRAP if you ask me...don't watch it unless you plan to vomit, get drunk or go suicidal...total CRAP.
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