I am paranoid. On the plane ride back from Boston yesterday, emo busts out his laptop and shows me some movie "
23", saying I would like it. I haven't seen all of it yet, but dammit. I am kinda like that, I develop lil theories and scenarios in my head. When I'm watching the news, I hear the stories but will try and justify people's actions, read btw the lines, put myself in their shoes, interpret mixed signals, yada yada... I've got quite a few ridiculous theories regarding my own life. I've only burdened one person with my incredible ideas of what is going on around me, but sometimes it feels like my life is
"The Truman Show", ANOTER conspiracy-flick starring Jim Carrey. Patterns, signs, signals.. I swear sometimes I see them in my own life, and sometimes i'll ignore a stimulus, or follow one consciously all the while wondering, is this part of a master plan or fate? rantings of a mad man, yes i know.
If, for any reason, any aspect of this voting process is not capable of
running as planned, including infection by computer virus, bugs,
tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud, technical or system
failures or disruption, 'Acts of God' or terrorist attacks, or any
other causes beyond the control of MTVN which corrupt or affect the
administration, security, fairness, integrity or proper conduct of the
voting process or for any reason MTVN deems it necessary, MTVN reserves
the right at its sole discretion to cancel, terminate, modify or
suspend either or both the phoning in or text messaging voting process
and reserves the right in its sole discretion to determine the
winner(s).
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/show/html/rules.jhtml?show=dance_crew
lol. Welcome to the fine print. I'm not worried whether Jabba is going to win. The only thing that could stop them would be an 'act of God' orrr.. that MTVN "deemed it necessary" for them to modify or terminate votes that did not fall in line with what would provide the best ratings or controversy to keep buzz around the show. I think it's safe to say everyone and their mom shit a brick when they heard SQ beat out jabba and kabba. my mom nearly threw our flat panel tv out the window. naw jk, but if you wanna try and imagine it my mom is BARELY 5 foot and our tv is 46", our window is actually really small too, so the whole image would make for good comedy.
people will choose to believe what they want to believe, and I believe kabba got jewed by the whole idea of west coast vs east coast, and that asian vs asian just isn't as interesting as asian vs black. Their names are too similar and there just wasn't any buzz over SQ till now.. kabba/jabba were on everyone's lips and in the end everyone knew jabba would take it home anyways. But how can we shock the fan base and have people talkin about the show ALL week long? let's fuck with the votes. America doesn't always know what they want, but executives of ratings do. I trust that they think they (5ts) manipulated the vote in the best interest of the show. I don't know if they took into account that SQ would show up to their encore performance looking like clowns and ultimately sealing their fate so securing with such a stupid routine. seriously, s's are supa funny especially if you have a lisp. Coming from Boston less than 12 hours ago, although i did not SEE any street performers, I could imagine SQ on the street. I could imagine tipping them a dollar, like yang and i did with the dude playing an electric guitar outside of the church. But can't imagine jabbas anywhere other than music videos or in a professional environment. all this voting for Jabba is unnecessary. The only way the votes will be close is an 'act of God' that would fuel adamant Jabba fans towards a 'terrorist attack' on MTV.
and..after all the conspiracy theories are done, i'm supposed to be studying so... ultimately, i'm the only loser here. yay me!
also... check this out.
http://current.com/items/88830919_time_stops_at_grand_central
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