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Many teach a Principal called "Self Reliance" Which means to them, carrying their own load. Not being dependent on others for their support, which I agree, whole heartedly, philoso…
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really har…
HOW TO BATHE A CAT 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him (or her) while you carry him towards the bat…
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit, no use being a damn fool about it. - W.C. Fields Everything worthwhile has already been invented. - Director of the U.S. Patent Office, 1899 There w…
Operating A Computer Over Age 40 A computer was something on TV From a science-fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the father of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend A…
I catching up the days that I didn't post lol Don't Mess with Mom -------------------- My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He'd decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place. …
* Country Wisdom Don't name a pig you plan to eat. Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. Keep skunk…
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything …
EVER WONDER: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long …
* The tug of war Life can seem ungrateful ~ and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings ~ and play with your mind. Life can be blissful ~ and happy and free. Life can put beauty ~ in the things that you se…
Virtual Check Amount - $100.00 MEMO: This gift is presented to you in the spirit of unconditional love and joy. Message from Elyse, Founder of Prosperity Partnership Program and ProjectProsperity: Today we begin crea…

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