Friday, July 28, 2006

  • The Secret Life of Dad

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    The Secret Life of Bees
    By Sue Monk Kidd
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    There are a few things you should know about my dad:
    1) He goes through phases like an adolescent. From dirt bikes and reloading to ocean kayaking and pig farming.
    b) He will thoroughly research each hobby to learn everything about it and then find out how he can make it better with his own two hands.
    3. He practically raised himself in the Nevada wilderness thus fostering an appreciation for the ways of nature and the importance of self-sufficiency.
    4. I am his favorite child.

    On the 4th of July I met up with my parents for a BBQ. Dad can't help himself when he sees me. We talked at length about bikes and work-outs and the camera he gave me for my birthday (all things he has studied well). He wanted every detail about the mileage I was putting in. Was my women's specific seat comfortable? Do I know how to use all the setting on the camera and how many bikes do I sell a day? I am really that exciting to him. Then he shared his own exciting news. For the last couple of years my dad has been reading about beekeeping and dreaming of raising his own bees and thus putting an end to his dependence on foreign honey. His dream was about to come true on July 1, 2006.

    He was at work when he got the call to make his way to the shop (he works at a co-generation plant- my dad makes power). When he got to the shop the guys pointed out the honey bees swarming in the corner. The shop guys wanted to gas them but Dad stepped in and spared their lives. He asked for a little time and a paper bag. That night he downloaded the instructions for the Make Your Own Bee Box and set to work. Every step of making the bee box is documented in photos which he showed me in a slide show presentation. It went a little something like this: "This is the box with the lid off. This is the box with the lid on. Here I painted it blue." The excitement was mounting. He couldn't believe his luck. "To buy a nucleus is $60 on-line and a queen is $18. I didn't have to pay anything for these!" He was quite pleased with himself.

    Two days ago I had dinner with Mom and Dad again. After some chit chat Dad started telling me a story about working in the garden earlier in the week. It was a hot afternoon and he heard a loud humming over his head. He looked up and saw a large cloud of bees above him. He reveled in the phenomenon and was smiling as they swarmed a little longer. Buddy (his dog) nipped at them in the grass and then the bees flew away. He decided to check his own little hive. When he lifted the lid he found it empty. The girls had left him. That was his swarm floating above his head in the garden.

    I asked if the swarm had formed into a large waving hand like in the cartoons. He said he wasn't too sad cause they were a free bee. They were bee-moaning the heat in the bee box and were bee-seeching a new home. I forgot number 5: he likes corny jokes.

    [Yes I really am reading The Secret Life of Bees. You should too.]

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