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  • Back in the deep end

    Over the last few months my posts have been neither deep nor spiritual. Which is alright by me as I'm not always feeling quite deep or spiritual. I can't always operate on one intense level (though sometimes I try and do…

  • Alone at last

    They're gone, just as quickly as they came. My office is ant free. Of course this did come at a price. I threw away the phone. No matter how many times I saturated it with Orange Guard and poured Simple Green motes aroun…

  • Oh Sojo...

    I'm finally reading the Sojo April Fools Email. This article made me pee my pants. Pentagon investigation clears Cheney of wrongdoing in seal-clubbing incident Cheney, wearing his custom- tailored seal-clubbing…

  • Hot Tip:

    Simple Green also makes an effective ant killer. I'm out of Orange Guard. The ants continued to move their nest inside to the phone over the night. I guess after my last attack yesterday (dumping the bottle on t…

  • Sick! Sick! Sick! The Ants: Part Ew!

    Jesus wasn't the only one to return from the grave this weekend. The phone! They are living in the phone! Somewhere in this godforsaken office a batch of eggs hatched and baby ants are taking shelter in the phone- prima…

  • The Art of Lady-ing

    Many men believe that offerings of flowers, chocolates and promises-they-don't-intend- to-keep are the way to a lady's heart while others do their ladying with clippings of charged comics about gender and cults. Non …

  • My name is Jessica and I'm an addict

    Saturday was the last time I used. Today I am trying very hard to not think about the void now in my life. It was the Summer of 2002 when I was handed my first pack- by my grandmother no less. I was a stressed and high …

  • I know why they're called Pissants...

    'cuz they're pissing me off!! For the last month I have had to share my office with some unexpected visitors: ants. It started with just one or two little guys scurrying across the desk. I would say hello and brush it a…

  • Quickie

    I spent an evening in the arms of Academia at a local graduate school. The siren is calling and her voice sounds like frantic fingers typing on the keys of an iBook and she uses phrases like "violence to the other" and "…

  • Cwap

    Today I embrace the French Existentialist within... ...this is the everyday... This is what I'm starting to look like... good day... bad day... This is garbage. Being here is like …

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