thank you!

... to the two chicks who were doing lines of blow off the back of our restaurant toilet (ew) tonight, for the neatly rolled 20$ bill you carelessly left behind.  if you're going to suck so much poison into your brain that you lose track of things, try using a 1$ bill.  or a plastic straw.  restaurants have tons of those, for free.

... to the guy who told me right before i found that 20$ bill - that i'm going to have bad luck because i accidentally knocked a salt shaker over and spilled some salt onto a table... because not only did i find free money, but i'm smiling now thinking about what you said and reading the recap of today's game (we win, 9-3... my birthday numbers)... hellooooo marmol!  welcome to the big leagues... and you're younger than i.  fantastic.

... to [hbo] ondemand.  i will patiently wait for entourage episode #23 since i picked up a shift tonight forgetting that it was the premiere.  you're the next best thing from dvr... which i don't have.  still.  yet.

... and finally, for my bed.  that i paid [a lot] for.  because i have something to lay my tired ass in after work every night.  like, right now.  g'nite!