do eprops buy you food? does it make you all giggy inside? can you pay bills with epills? can you invest it? no...but i want it anyways~

[edit]So charles doesn't think i deserve epills, boo hoo~ let me make my blog worth the PILLIES!

In An Elevator
stranger:  the fourth never lights up.
grace:  huh?
stranger:  the fourth floor never lights up.
grace:  oh really?  *pushes four like 5 times* yea you're right, it never lights up.
stranger:  uh of course now the elevator's gonna stop on the fourth floor now.
grace:  ...  oops..
stranger:  it's ok, now i get to spend an extra 15 seconds with you.
-will&grace