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  • I want you all to do me a favor. Add up the number of serious relationships you've had in your life. Now add up the number of dates you've had. Subtract the first number from the second number. Is anyone else a littl…

  • Bitch bitch bitch........ This low carb bullshit has got to stop. I was totally fine when it was an inconvenience in everyone else's life, but now, it has infringed upon mine. I know he's already dead, but were he ali…

  • Toasty. Fixins'. Smorgasboard. Bud. Brewskie. Can I have these words struck from the lexicon (look it up) of the general public please? Seriously, there are some words that make my skin want to jump off my body and…

  • I'm so glad everyone finds my entries so damn funny. I fear I've piqued too soon. I suppose now I must develop a drug and/or sex addiction now. As I was walking into the Federal building today, and put my bag throu…

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    • State: Missouri
    • Birthday: 10/11/1980
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 7/8/2004

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