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Thursday, October 05, 2006

today i had a dream that our tube of aquafresh was full ...
when i went upstairs to brush my teeth, it was still empty
10 Things I Hate About Colgate
- brought to you by "aquafresh is the best toothpaste in the world" and "noah hates the world syndrome"
1. i hate how colgate tastes
2. i hate how colgate looks
3. i hate how colgate tubes are a bland white and a wimpy red
4. i hate how colgate's website is as ugly as it's tubes
5. i hate how colgate freezes your mouth when you rinse
6. i hate how colgate is gritty
7. i hate how colgate is named colgate, what's that even supposed to mean??
8. i hate how colgate stays in your mouth after you've rinsed a hundred times, and forces you to taste nasty colgateness for the next 3 hours
9. i hate how colgate packages say "new great taste!" every single year, year after year, which means that 15 years ago they must have been selling poo in a tube.
10. i hate how 15 years ago, i was using colgate

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Comments (15)

pretty funny justin...did you have to use colgate this morning since your aquafresh was empty?
- 10/5/2006 11:12 AM
- shingting (message)
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ahhhaha...yeah aquafresh rules
- 10/5/2006 11:19 AM
- a_wack_screename (message)
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colgate is the best!
- 10/5/2006 12:18 PM
- muhula (message)
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i love aquafresh! i love how it's 3 different colors, and i always try to keep it that way for a long as i can until its just a big mush of all three colors. but aquafresh extreme clean (orange flavor) is NASTY.
- 10/5/2006 12:28 PM
- angelayang (message)
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aquafresh sucks! i like colgate or crest.. :)
- 10/5/2006 2:14 PM
- ldyangeluv (message)
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crest is where its at.
- 10/5/2006 2:17 PM
- PLUMPwonton (message)
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I LOVE the extreme clean angela!!!! the normal stuff doesnt clean well. and umm... glad to see youre productive at work justin! :) and i actually went to both toothpaste sites, i am such a nerd.
- 10/5/2006 2:34 PM
- LannAstasiA (message)
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i tried colgate citrus one time...let's just say that my mouth wasn't happy that day :P
- 10/5/2006 3:14 PM
- waltdawg97 (message)
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in HK, they have green tea colgate -- i never tried it, but i can't imagine it being good. we usually just use whatever's on sale. :)
- 10/5/2006 5:37 PM
- gloryah (message)
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who came up with orange flavored toothpaste??!! isn't it a widely known fact that mint and orange do NOT go together? hasn't this person ever drank orange juice right after brushing their teeth..?? grody!
- 10/5/2006 6:20 PM
- ticklysoul (message)
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aquafresh is gross.
- 10/5/2006 6:21 PM
- calebgnop (message)
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i love aquafresh... but we use the colgate liquid bottle things... those are actually pretty good, if you get the right ones.
- 10/5/2006 6:29 PM
- prokre8 (message)
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i never analyzed how i don't like colgate..
I just preferred aquafresh.
it tasted like root beer...
toothpaste in general makes me thristy....
explain that one.
-Dee
- 10/10/2006 8:26 PM
- Pzanna (message)
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haha. i saw your posts on lydia's thing. made me laugh cause there was a 3 minute gap between them.
- 4/1/2007 10:01 PM
- lltamstersll (message)
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i love aquafresh. i already commented on that. oh well.
- 5/26/2007 10:11 AM
- Pzanna (message)
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