Old white men from Bayview Village are really, REALLY, rude.

edit:

so i was watering plants (specifically, the front garden), and i come across this object under the leaf of a flower. first thing that comes to mind: OMG. A DEAD MOUSE. ITS GRAYISH.

Then i thought, "Hah, crystal, ur dumb. its a plant that's fallen down."

BUT THEN, I SAW FEATHERS.

"MOM, DAD, THERES A DEAD BIRD IN YOUR GARDEN!"