Things I Learned From Transformers
1)Robots which can hack military networks in seconds cannot create a faked PayPal account to buy something off eBay.
2)If you want a car cheap, destroy all the other cars on the lot.
3)Just about everyone still knows how to send and interpret morse code.
4)Triple-ultra-top-secret things are tended to by hundreds of underpaid grunts.
5)Your cell phone will work in Iraq, but you have to buy the Special Extended Plan.
6)All you need to impress the hottest chick in school is beat up Camaro with a funky radio.
7)When choosing alternate forms, robots all pick vehicles from the same manufacturer.
8)If you are a robot with the ability to become inconspicuous by turning into an Earth vehicle, you will nonetheless "hide" by staying in robot form and crouching behind some bushes.
9)When you download a file, the contents of the file display on the screen.
10)The government can keep a 70 foot tall robot a secret for 100 years, despite the fact every employee of the secret department charged with the task is a blithering idiot easily outwitted by a doofus and his hot girlfriend.
11)Making out on the roof of a sentient being doesn't creep out either the being or the people making out.
Comments (1)
That cell phone was in Qatar. That obviously makes a difference.
I learned that sentient robots worry about rusting from Chihuahua pee...