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Conversations At Red Lobster
(Following the long, long, wait for my 'endless' shrimp)Jane: It's not the waiters fault if the food is slow.Me: No. He's sort of like a saint. He intercedes between us and the kitchen. So I guess we're Catholic. If we w… -
More Great Spam
"Pokemon in hard actions know"That's all.Know what? What do they know? What? WHAT?I may go mad(der). -
Best...Fanfic...Line...EVAR
“I HAD SEX WITH DRACO” she finally spits it out.Best line because it's patently obvious the Suethor had no clue about the double entendre....From (of course) Pottersues. (The full sex scene is here. Not healthy for child… -
What Is Your Security Clearence, Citizen?
Over on rpg.net , someone noted that a Galactica game would involve a lot of paranoia. Since I've been gaming too long, this came to mind... Adama: Why did you kill him? Are you a Commie Cylon Traitor? PC: No, Friend A… -
Ahhhhhh!!!!!
The history of the Wilhelm.Gods, I love t3h internets. -
LSH Review
Well, the new Legion of Superheroes cartoon has premiered.Short review: Not as horrid as it could have been, character designs aside.Some background: The Legion is my favorite comic series/super team/whatever. It is the … -
Fearless Review
If anyone's interested in my review of Fearless, it's here. Note that it's on the ranty site for a reason.Emamid: As far as I know, just type in the anti-spam key provided, you know, the "type these letters to post". -
Yet Another Poster Link
Helpful advice...Maybe someone should start bringing along a few his small army of followers, and command them to stand in front of his girlfriend..."Sacrificing minions...is there any problem it can't solve?" -
Even More Extended Scenes...
The stuff you'll see in the next even more complete Star Wars DVDs... (Not really)If they aren't on the main page, click on 'recent videos' to look for them. Dated 9/18/2006. -
Nerd Humor
Amusing dialog boxes and error messages.What's really scary is that, just looking at a lot of these, I can guess exactly what bug or algorithm caused them...My favorite is the Hong Kong sign. -
Spam Enigmas And Kitty Updates
Recent spam:"Do you want prime virgin sluts?"Leaving aside such questions as "What is a sub-prime virgin slut?" (Or even an Alt-A virgin slut? Sorry, a little mortgage industry humour there....very little....), one is le… -
More Gratuitious Kitty Shots
Since Stacy asked about B&N, here you go...Here is Her Fluffiness, in her usual pose: And here's my Boris-Cuddles... Lastly, here is the Triangle Of Fur, showing old and new kitties sleeping in harmony.... -
Obscurest Internet Quiz Evar?
Which Mary-Sue Potter House Are You In? What Mary Sue House Do You Belong In? BitchiwitchTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz… -
THIS is what kids read these days?
Thanks to a reference over on PotterSues, I happened upon an author by the name of Lurlene McDaniel. As near as I can tell, every single one of her books involves some adolescent dying twagically wung...I mean, tragicall… -
Kitties!
Skitter seems to have "adoped" Banshee. Banshee spent several minutes yesterday trying to get Skitter to produce milk. Skitter endured it. Apparently, he wants to be a mommy, despite being a)male and b)fixed. No, we … -
OK. This is a bit scary....
Gamers: Check out this company.Suggested motto:"Our services won't cost you an arm and a leg...exactly..."Brrrr....Non-gamers who don't get the point: Check out this article. (Wikipedia: Where we devote about as much spa… -
Eh, not so bad...
Your English Skills:Grammar: 100%Punctuation: 80%Vocabulary: 80%Spelling: 60%Does Your English Cut the Mustard? -
Wigs For Babies
I think this borders on child abuse. -
Nerdgasm!
Voltron on DVD!And they're going to be releasing GoLion, the Japanese version, with extra violence!And...Stacy, you should appreciate this...GaoGaiGar!Woohoo!To Stacy:Yup, he's still here. I think he's missing one boot, … -
Make Sure The Joker Doesn't Get This
Behold! The bat-detector! -
This Is So, So, Wrong
So very, very, wrong. -
Physics 101
a)Cat jumps up on large rubber ball (ball is about 3 feet in diameter, it's some sort of exercise thingy)b)Cats weight unbalances ball.c)Cat digs in claws to hold on.d)Ball rolls over cat.Cue Indiana Jones theme music.In… -
You See What I'm Up Against...And DragonCon
First, the widdle kittums! Now, others! There was a life-size Jabba on display on one of the lower levels, near some of the program tracks and filking. Naturally, it became a center for all manner of people to show off… -
I Will Not Adopt Another Cat
I will not adopt another cat.I will not adopt another cat.I will not adopt another cat.But she's so cuuuuuute! Kawaai!Banshee graduated Summa Cum Laude from the college of "Be So Adorable The Humans Will Love You". She'… -
W00t! Exercise!
After a week away from the gym, I finally went back, to find I was still able to meet or exceed my usual routine. I like this. It means I've actually begun making some serious metabolic changes, enough that they can surv… -
Poor Little Bug...
The demonspawn is at the place of eternal torment, AKA the Vet. Last night, we noticed he had a horribly swollen ear; basically, the inner ear skin had torn loose from the central cartilege and was pushed out, like someo… -
But First, A Word From Our Sponsor
More DCon stuff later. Lots more pics. Lots more very blurry memories. But before that...this.Damn. Hits too close to home.Where's my Ensure? -
Nerds Galore!
Well, here Lizard is as Dragoncon, blogging mostly 'cause I hate huge empty gaps in myblog. Naturally, I thought of a zillion cool things to blog about yesterday, but, as I sit here in a vague daze after filking 'till th…
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