Tuesday, April 22, 2008
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Single, Hispanic female seeks breathing male, ages 20 to 45.
Male must have legitimate job, car and home.
Male must hold some college education...street schooling is not acceptable.
Male must know how to hang.
Male must have a golden sense of humor.
Male must keep eyebrows and pubic hair lightly groomed.
All else is just icing.
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Comments (6)
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"must keep eyebrows and pubic hair lightly groomed"
haha, that's not something you're likely to see in an ad, or maybe you are, i really don't know! either way, it's hilarious
Lightly groomed. I love it. Well done.
I am curious why you feel college education is a must? Surely some intelligent people never went to college? I am a university student myself so I don't feel threatened or anything, just curious :)
hhmmm. Let's see, I'm not 20, I don't have a job, car, or my own house, I'm in high school, I prefer chillin' to hanging, My sense of humor is more of an unwashed bronze than golden, and I'm willing to compromise on the whole pubic hair issue. Though I giggle anytime I say "Pubic Hair"
Then again, I'd love to see the phrase "PUBIC HAIR MUST BE LIGHTLY GROOMED." In the Dallas Star. That'd rule.
@magicalmusicgirl - maybe I was too quick to require a college education...but I'm not sure. I suppose going to college indicates that a person is aware of their own abilities and has a desire to further themselves. You're right though, I have met many brilliant people who never set foot in a university.