A Few Funny Words...

"Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's in trouble." - Dennis Fakes

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." - Phyllis Diller

"People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources--all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry." -- Paul Reiser, Babyhood