This pointless uninspired entry is dedicated to Michelle! Who will personally dent my face in and steal the rest of my life savings if I don't portray her as the epitome of all that's great in the world. So she is. An…
I won't do work and you can't make me! Try and I'll sock you in the gut!
This is the start of a new era! A revolution I tell you! No more work!
As God is my witness I will never do anything useful with my life again…
This all started when I asked my sister to take a picture of me for my college applications. I told her to capture me at my smartest. If my scores, grades, and essay weren't going to woo the admissions counselor, I at …
I don't usually plug things anymore. However, I'm making an exception. By random chance, I've heard the entire Strokes' Room on Fire album yesterday (10 days before it's released).
Wow, it's mind-blowing. It's not a …
I write when I feel sad. Or when I have a point to make... to break. Or when I feel inspired.
I don't feel any of those ways. But my xanga feels lonely. Don't cry little boxes of text.
Lots of things are going on i…
