| | NATIONAL CHOCOLATE DAY
Yes dear friends, today is National Chocolate Day. 
This means you have an excuse to eat a candy bar in the midst of your diet.
Also, in honor of this day, I'm going to type a paragraph using the names of all my favorite candy bars.
I saw Kit Kat and her Baby Ruth the other day. Her mullet made me
Krackel. No really, I should have taken a picture, I'm sure it'd
be worth a 100 Grand. She told me that Mr. Goodyear helped her to
fashion a telescope-like thingy so that she could see the Milky Way, and
Mars. But her and her Butterfingers, she dropped it and broke
that Watchamacallit. So now she has to wait until PayDay (okay so that's not chocolate, but whatever) to get a new one. She also informed me that Hershey the dog ate a Dove, and he still won't Rolo - ver.
*cough*
Payday candy bars have no chocolate, but they're still good, in
a "different" kind of way. They're like the white guy amoungst
all of the darker skinned rappers.
A different flava, but still
good.
But not as good as chocolate. 
Random thoughts are running amuck today...
I do have a lot of favorite candy bars... in fact, I am a
walking advertisement for chocolate. See all of this
cellulite? It's all thanks to Hershey's, Dove, those Keebler
Elves, Ben & Jerry's, and Betty Crocker! *wink*
Eh, I'm going to have to take care of that though, soon. I could lose
70 pounds in 5 months if I tried really, really hard. I know
because I've done it before!! The real trick is not gaining it
back.  I like jogging in the fall, late at night, the cool crisp air seems to help move me along.
By the way, I would like to share an important public service announcement:
For real.
Crappit I did something to my wrist, and it hurts to turn
it. I look funny typing right now, trying to keep my wrist from
moving while I hit the keys...
I got some pictures back, half of the film didn't even turn out which
teaches me that I should't buy the cheap off brand disposable cameras
anymore, but I got some cute ones of my kids that I'll scan/post
later. I've got to make some phone calls and fill out my
"fraudulent charge affidavit" that AOL *DID* send me, yay.
Hopefully that'll all be cleared up soon. There's a Halloween
party at church tonight for the kiddos, and I have to go shopping
too... so if I don't reply to you until later tonight, don't worry, I
still <3 you! 
Is it amusingly odd to anyone else that chocolate gets its own National
Holiday? Hehe. What about fish? Why doesn't fish have
a national day? Or tomatos? Or fruit roll ups? Fruit
roll ups deserve a national day of apprecaition. Remember how
exciting it was to get a gold star on the bottom of your tray at school
and win a fruit roll up? I do.
 Melissa
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| | Posted 10/28/2005 11:39 AM - 1 view - 15 comments
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