| | the news is more festive when you combine the stories In Today's news: Lance Bass and Mel Gibson had some beers
together and discussed why they never want to visit Israel. Their
afternoon at the bar was interrupted by 11 lost Egyptian exchange
students who were looking for "the King". After it was determined
that the statue of Elvis was not the king that they were looking for,
they robbed the bar and stole Mel's car. Lance told Mel that he
could ride him - I mean, ride with him - in his car back to Mel's
place. On their way, they heard about the jellyfish invasion
going on in Spain while surfing the radio. They decided that this
had to be Bush's fault.
//story interruption//
Who else is watching Dr. Phil and wants to kick this lady's ass?! 
They got her on tape pretty much beating her 10 year old. Let's
smack her in the head a few times, yell in her face, whoop her and kick
her in the knee. (That's what she did to her 10 year old!) Freakin crazy - crap like that pisses me off. This lady is NUTS.
//back to story//
They arrived at Mel's house, and made homemade cards to send to their buddy Robin Williams in rehab. The end.
This is awesome:
London: British Prime Minister Tony Blair was recently found hobnobbing with hip hop star Snoop Dogg at Hollywood’s most glamorous nightspot.
check it
hobnobbing - I think that's my new favorite word!! 
I better go clean some more!
<3
Mel
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