Kim's Theatre de Scared Shitless

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: i have the worst feeling of foreboding

Lara Mosher, Alien Priestess says: no. . .no foreboding. . .don't let it take root

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: that we're going to end up in some claptrap because rad cheaps out, or gets seduced by the neighborhood

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: "but baby, it's one block from the Metro!"

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: "but rad, it's one room"

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: *shudders*

Lara Mosher, Alien Priestess says: Heh. . ..no he won't. . .I won't visit if I have to bring hotdogs to bribe the rats in the hall.

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: lol

Lara Mosher, Alien Priestess says: Wait. .. or is that why he will?

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says:hahaha

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: man

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: *emits a high pitched scream only dogs can hear*

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: i can see the fight happen already

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: "So what's this place like?"

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: "I think you'll like it"

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: "Well, give me specifics. Does it have a dishwasher? Laundry? What?"

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: "Baby, that's stuff's not important, as long as we're together"

Hapa Smurf: Lord of the Pants says: "ROOOOOOOOOOOAR!!! *flames burst forth* AMENITIES OR DEATH!"