| | OK, we watched the rest of disk 1, watched disk 2 and started on disk 3. I know, we are burning through these things, right?
Anyway, it's all going kind of slow. There's some stuff going on between Kareem Said and the other Muslims, namely Said is out of favor with them and they want a new leader. Fine, says Said, Whatevs. Only Arif, the new leader of the Muslims, is totally inept. He gets no respect. Along comes Supreme Allah (no, not the god), a dreadlock infested knock off version of a radical Muslim. A small ripple of excitement over this new inmate passes through Em City. Arif is not amused, however nobody cares about him.
The undercover faux-Jamaican is now a heroin addict. That didn't take long! It is also supremely uninteresting. We know he's going to die, the question is how long are they going to drag it out? Ooooh, and Augustus is beginning to figure out that what-his-name-cop-guy is not who he really seems to be, thanks to cop-guy getting all fucked up and saying something to Augustus without using his Jamaican accent. Smooth.
Schillinger and Beecher. Beecher and Schillinger. This is all so sad. Beecher, acting on some terrific (sarcasm) advice from Father Muakda and Said, succeeded in reuniting Schillinger with his son. Schillinger finds out that Beecher is behind it, so he repays the kindness by....having said son kidnap Beecher's kids, resulting in one being killed and the other one probably just twisted for life.
More stuff, Devlin, blah blah blah, they killed Shirley Bellinger who I was just started to like, blah blah blah, Hernadez dies, Alvarez escapes, blee bloo blah.
Now the good stuff. More dick has been shown in this series than ever before. And not just a little flash of penis in "the hole" or the allusions to blowjobs, we see EVERYBODY's dick. And we get to see, for no apparent reason, one inmate butt-fucking another inmate. Also for no reason, we see Chris Keller peeing into a bucket for an entire minute. Cut to the next scene, thanks for the memories. We see Claire's tits. Did we mention McAnus got fired and now Claire is running Em City? To quote the behemoth bitch, "Life's full of little ironies." Her tits are incredibly ugly, and oh god, now I'm thinking about them again. To rub salt in the wound, we later see Rebadow (the old guy? with liver spots?) walking buck nekkid down to the hole. We don't see his stick and stones, but we do see his pruny ass. asdl;kfjawrioeafj;lks
OK, this covers almost nothing since there are always so many story arcs in Oz, but those are the ones that haunt me. Like Claire's ugly titties. |
