Today I went to the mall at lunch and something very bizarre happened.

So I'm sitting by this pizza place eating my slice, minding my own business, when along comes this guy. He's mid-fifties, heavyset, dressed in jeans/flannel shirt/downy vest combination. Very much like an off duty construction foreman. He's noticeably bald on top, with longish gray hair around the "dome." Mullet-ish. I glance up as he walks past me into Lord & Taylor and I notice that he is wearing a lot of makeup. And well applied makeup at that. We're talking blush, lipstick, eyeliner, eyshadow, mascara, possibly foundation and concealer. He walks right into the department store, where he browses the makeup counters and then drifts away.