Last night I had a dream that it was just too much trouble to get up and go to the bathroom to relieve myself. So I would just pee wherever I happened to be. And pee. And pee.

I woke up at 7:00 in the morning. My first thoughts were:

"Oh shit, I overslept! I hope D didn't call!" (I thought it was 7:00 pm and I had plans with a friend today.)

"Oh, shit, I hope I didn't really piss all over my room!"

Then I heard my roommates stumble into the house laughing and groaning about how drunk they were and how badly they needed sleep and I realized it was 7:00 am and I had to pee, meaning I hadn't already done so in my laundry basket.