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  • Have reverted to generic xanga template. HTML is so dreary. Will make xanga prettier later. In other news: I'm sick again. Time to whine to leave work early.
  • My xanga sucks. So what do I do? I purchase xanga premium. So now I have a flashier sucky xanga. Enjoy, cretins. I paid $25 for this so I hope you enjoy it. Let me tell you all about my exciting fucking day. Are you sit…
  • So...tired...can't...think...or...move... So I was working until ten last night helping my boss clean up and repaint a rental unit for showings. I have muscles I've never felt before screaming at me in pain. I'm not eve…
  • Yeah, I had a lot of sex last week. Lots and lots of perverted, decadent sex with someone I love who loves me too. No, it was not with myself, you smartasses!
  • I will talk about how much my back hurts. I will whine and complain. It feels like Drew Carrey has been pogoing all over my back while midgets play twister in stilleto heels. Bruised. Stiff. Achey. Speaking of stiff and …
  • This was too cute to not pass along to fanatic online quiz takers like I am not. http://www.spinnwebe.com/quiztaker/ I so predicted stupid ass entries like this http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=minnesotaricecracke…
  • Somebody make me laugh
  • The highlight of my day so far was finding out one of my boss' deadbeat tenants tried to cancel her court date by lying to our lawyer and saying that my boss wanted to cancel the whole thing, and then I put a stop to it!…
  • I hate shopping for bras. If you're anything over a 36C finding a cute, minimizing bra with adequate support is damn near impossible. I plodded through racks of bras for over an hour, finally coming up with two. TWO. MUT…
  • R is coming to visit me soon! The 20th, to be exact. *hugs self with joy*
  • Here's another one, asshats. Man, I'm surly today.
  • How many fucking weblog entries am I going to have for today?
  • I am so fucking tired I could slump over and fall asleep right now. Unfortunately, I have another hour of work left. FUCK, goddamnit, I'm so tired! SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP …
  • I dreamed about zombies last night. Like, the zombies were seasonal, they wouldn't come out in the summer because the heat made them rot too much, but the rest of the year people had to hole up inside their apartments or…
  • 'Psycho Beach Party' is my favorite movie now. I just watched it for the second time and I must say the movie is just too funny/cool/funny. Yes, funny two times because it's twice as funny as other movies. 'Goth' is a fu…
  • Genmai cha is so delicious I bought an electric kettle and a teapot for brewing it at work. I am becoming an old lady tea drinker. Pretty soon I'll be shopping for a sequined drinking sweater to wear on nights out with …

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