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  • My youth That's me at the tender age of 15 or 16. Home for a day. See how ecstatic I am to be let out of the group home? I am also stoned out of my gourd. My 2nd apartment, first roommate. Age 17. We are way stoned…

  • I read a book in one day! "Jennifer Government," by Max Barry. 320 pages. Very enjoyable reading. From Amazon.com, "In the horrifying, satirical near future of Max Barry's Jennifer Government, American corporations liter…

  • I need to prepare a speech for the chiropracter. Today after an adjustment my back hurt so much I couldn't carry a case of beer to the car. That is really fucking majorly goddamn bad.

  • Hee, this is clever, fun reading. If it were a real book, I'd say I couldn't put it down. The Black Ribbon

  • Welcome to: AIM Stalker Theatremojo415310: kim, don't stalk. ricecrackermn: it's my nature ricecrackermn: lovely blue blouse you're wearing hotandthaite: freakeh! ricecrackermn: who's that guy i saw you talking to? rice…

  • One adjustment and my back is about 15% better, I think. My upper back didn't hurt for much of the day, now it's just hurting a bit and some stiffness. My lower back is still a wreck, still can't stand for more than five…

  • Leaving in an hour and a half to meet with a new, probably ineffective chiropracter. Ugh, can't wait for the disapointment. Best outcome: new chiropracter has some experience outsourcing patients to a neurologist, and wi…

  • Look look look! New picture! I call it, "Deformed Halfbreed Head."

  • I am a cripple.

  • Bummage, I have a speeding ticket. Have spent day sleeping and eating sugary foods. Feel healthometer clicking downward at a remarkable pace. Took shower, almost blacked out from back pain and inability to breathe. Hopef…

  • Went to see "Supersize Me" at the Uptown Theater last night. Very good movie. Go watch. I now swear off any fast food. Well, until I get hungry again. http://www.supersizeme.com/

  • Just got this in my email and felt I must share it: In defense of marriage... *Ronald Reagan - divorced the mother of two of his children to marry Nancy Reagan who bore him a daughter only 7 months after the marriage. *…

  • Duke Leto Atreides says: my wife has undergone standard training Duke Leto Atreides says: it's all about me Duke Leto Atreides says: if you know what i mean Duke Leto Atreides says: and i think you do Baron Vladimi…

  • Prepare for the nerding: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen says: at last the 2 great houses will reunite Duke Leto Atreides says: ugh Duke Leto Atreides says: d00d Duke Leto Atreides says: look in the mirror Duke Leto Atreid…

  • My Blackheads Beautiful, is it not?

  • Back aches: yes Cramps: yes Craving for chocolate: yes Blood: no WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MENSES HIDING?! Update: Found it.

  • I think I'm getting sick. The glands underneath my jaw, where my throat connects, are swollen, and my chest hurts. I think my chest hurts mainly because my back is out of whack, so the bones are all screwed up making bre…

  • This is a Kim public service announcement: DON'T FUCKING TRY TO CHAT WITH ME ON AIM AND THEN TURN AROUND AND START CALLING ALL ASIAN WOMEN SELLOUTS. YOU LOOK FUCKING RETARDED AND I'M JUST GOING TO BLOCK YOUR STUPID ASS.…

  • Another kitten related entry. Folks, there comes a time when you have to take a good long look at humanity. Human beings are among the most vile mammals to walk the earth. No other creature is as capable of violence and…

  • Found during a routine google image search for kittens. What, you think the habit of casually browsing online for pictures of kittens is weird? Fuck off, then. Don't waste my time. I bet you spank it to The Muppet Show, …

  • "Thank you, Mr. Client, I'll be able to fax that to you once my system is working again *chuckles with client about those darn computers* Oh, just in case, could I get your fax number? Thank you." Type fax number onto m…

  • My computer is behaving rebelliously. I try to type, bring up a window, make any sort of action, and it starts, then decides it wants to fuck with my power position and mulishly stalls until I threaten to revoke it's tel…

  • My lack of fun things to do depresses the hell out of me. All I have is boring/unsatisfactory/painful things to do, like stare at my computer, or half-heartedly file paperwork.

  • It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. I just read this: "I think we should arm gay teenagers. I'm not sure what that would lead to, exactly, but it seems like a good experiment." And then I died laughing.…

  • I don't want to show rental property tonight. I just want to go home. Works sucks. And I am already depressed about having to show some POS rental unit to POS prospective tenants who will undoubtably have POS credit and …

  • What should I tell the random guys that get my AIM screenname from Yellowworld.org? Them: "wut up ricecracker" Me: "Just polishing my AK-47." or maybe: "Training my doberman pinscher to go for the throat." Two in two…

  • Nothing beats Nongshim Bowl Noodle. I eat the noodles, I drink the soup, I try to avoid the dehydrated vegetables. And I eat these fuckers with my plastic kiddie Minna No Tabo fork. It came in a set with a spoon (sto…

  • The men's toilet is clogged! My processor has just reported that there is a huge wad of toilet paper topped with pee in the bowl. So, this leads me to believe: a) It's a woman defiling the bathroom; or b) It's the psyc…

  • Elbert was right, it's not the psychiatrist. His tweeker girlfriend told my coworker that it couldn't have been him because he pees sitting down. My coworker tried to call me a name, so I farted in his direction. A nice…

  • Update: My note has been removed. We suspect the psychiatrist's tweeker girlfriend. Hear me now, we will get to the bottom of who is the toilet seat pisser!

  • Posted in the women's bathroom at my building. We've had a lot of trouble with evil men fouling up our restroom, and since it's just a single stall type bathroom, when things like the stuff listed below occur we are unde…

  • I'm bored. The cat keeps sneaking into my room. I spanked the cat. With alternative wording that last sentence could have appeared quite naughty. What did I do today? Woke up at 1:30 pm Noticed a note left by my roomma…

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