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  • Happy Administrative Assistant nee Secretary's Day! I got cards and candies and flowers and pastries.

  • Ok, so this is what I've done this past week. Last Wednesday my friend Michael from Minneapolis was in Baltimore on business for one day and one day only. We took him to a crab place in Baltimore, called Crabby Dick's. …

  • Oh man, I really want cake.

  • The word "purty" pisses me off. As does "warshcloth." Wipe the drool off your chin and start pretending your parents weren't actually brother and sister. Jesus.

  • We went to the Japanese Cherry Blossom Festival yesterday. I took pictures. I shall now tell the story. First we took the metro to DC. At the Metro Station Metro Stop one of the trains had stopped or one of the gates w…

  • Finally, my prayers of one day finding a website that contains not only adorable tiny puppies, but also bizarre, florid backgrounds have been answered! Behold! And theres more, so much more, at Wizard of Claws.

  • Our office manager, who is a very smart lady, sits right behind me. I hear her squeal with childlike glee. I turn around to see what the fuss is, and I find her poking her keyboard wrist rest. "It's so squishy!! I love …

  • Today in Virginia it is Eighty! Three! Degrees!!!! I want to take all my clothes off and run around outside. But I won't. There's the children to consider.

  • Netflix really, really seems to want me to rent this British series called Cracker. I don't know why, and since I will only speculate on what the series is about, I am perturbed. They also seem to think I would like the …

  • Post has be BALEETED! due to finding some good stuff. Remember this little lady? I found the rest of her wretched kin: Insane Clown Mommy. What the hell is she staring at with those dead eyes? "Today I'll dust the b…

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