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  • horrible horrible mid-morning dream. i need to work on being less of a slob. when you start having unpleasant dreams centered around your inability to pack light, that's a sign. julie piernot on 3rd floor mr vand…

  • A Whirlwind of Terrorism Hurricane Katrina's targeting of only oil-rich regions in the US leads to suspicions of a new form of terrorism Published August 30, 2005 With the war in Iraq already threatening to limit …

  • It's...it's...it's got people in it! The London Zoo's current new exhibit is the Human Zoo. It involves eight specially-selected people prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves. Potentially sexy, h…

  • Ho hum Anas found a job in Jordan, so he's leaving in about two days. Most of my good friends are leaving Madison.

  • Dial-a(n)-Orgasm Mer and I went driving in search of garbage treasure today. The first two were only OK; I found knitting needles while Mer bought household goods to stock her soon-to-be ex's kitchen. We then…

  • I hate Tommy Hilfiger I hate him so much. I hate his clothes, his attitude, and most of all, his stupid reality show The Cut. I try not to watch it but I did tonight. Yaar. He keeps referring to the standard of fa…

  • I don't type so well in real life and in my dreams I am such a fumble fingers on computers, calculators, and the like it's embarassing.

  • Scary Dream Oh god! I hate having dreams while I shouldn't be sleeping. They end up really weird and often unpleasant With my family, we are super poor. Dad is running a tram and promises to take us to somewhere…

  • When Ray cut my hair the other day he nearly died at the poor condition it was in. The woman who washed my hair also freaked out becuase there was so much dye coming out. I think the black dye threw her off. Howeve…

  • yes! Yesterday's radio session started off a little badly; I forgot to start recording my readers and then accidently cut out a reading by forgetting my shortcut keys. But it all went well and sounded good today. …

  • retail slave no more! they had to let me go because biting customers is apparently a bad thing.

  • More gross things to watch for: Cropped sweaters Any sort of cropped shirt (this is not the 80s) Ugly clog shoes that look knitted with sequins and other such shit Ugly psuedo-thermal vests Decorative …

  • embarassingly, i am sort of excited for the brothers grimm movie to come out.

  • Urgh We're going to Chinatown later this morning, so I figure I might as well try to compromise. Somehow my mom believes that if I dye my hair "black," it will somehow look as virgin and fresh as the day I stopped…

  • edith returns Mini backpacks are in again?! What the shit? Somehow fashion is rearing it's head towards the early 90s. Ugh. I'd rather go out and invest in Tommy Hilfiger's new line. Not.

  • Exhibitionist, fucker As I walked towards Ulta for some ridiculously-priced nail polish, some stupid teenager startled me by yelling, "Hey what's with your hair?!" Unfortunately I was not carrying my Security Rock …

  • I dreamed about some people from high school this morning as I waited for my brother to get out of the bathroom. Namely, people who I then considered "friends" but according to my definitions now would be "assholes."…

  • um um my brother and i went down to urbana-champaign this morning with mom to drop some - ok, A LOT - of stuff for my sister's apartment. unfortunately, halfway there myron was not feeling too good so we had to st…

  • one time i went to a show at club 770 at union south and there was some sort of emo rock indie punk band playing. needless to say, that was one of the rare times i went dancing because in emo rock indie punk world,…

  • kahneh dangle. i love reno 911.

  • Lalala, purple hair heals all ails.

  • omfg! my hair is GREEN. that color exactly. damn semi-permanents. hey, here's a fun game: find a commonality between spike of cowboy bebop and me. spike spiegel momolo #)$!%*!$(!%@*$@**!!…

  • damn you tim! i am currently obsessed with reading furimura's and ikegami's sanctuary, which was lent to me by tim (skinnypencilfingers). it's an epic manga about the yakuza, japanese politics, and the power of drea…

  • to soften the blow scene: kitchen. mom is walking in from work and momolo can hear her come in. momolo walks down the stairs, hoping that she noticed the flowers she brought home for her. mom is bent over the oven.…

  • i hate being at home. there's absolutely nothing like your parents telling you that you're worthless and can't get a job.

  • FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. A quality quote from Dodgeball: Kate: "What are you doing here? How do you, uh know where I live?" White: "It's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hi…

  • valtrex! i'm still waiting on some commercials that advise safer sex so you don't have to watch the valtrex commercial so eagerly after you get herpes. .... hahahahahaha! that would never happen here, ever! yo…

  • I woke up early today Early being whenever Diana called me for breaky. Nineish. After some hellacious driving due to Madison being under construction everywhere, Eric, Diana, Kelly, and I finally made it to the …

  • it was a sight to see, walking past the bars in the rain. die-hard smokers, all huddled tightly underneath a single umbrella or pressed up against the wall, flattening themselves as if they could avoid getting wet.

  • ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG. I hate doing interviews. My voice suddenly becomes all scratchy and I suddenly can't think of good things to say.

  • i fucking hate you, old white man!! fuck you and your fucking inability to say my name! it's not very hard to say, "this program was produced by momolo," and not by the guy who left a month ago! fuck you! say my name,…

  • yes! hair is currently near breaking point. rubbery and stretchy when wet.

  • DANDRUFF i woke up this morning at ten and found my pillow with a generous sprinkling of white flakes. i briefly contemplated what they were before i flopped back onto my pillow to sleep some more. when i finall…

  • 8:10pm I hiked up my skirt by tying the side-laces to the belt loops. It's always possible to bike in a skirt - as long as it's not a tight pencil-cut - but only just barely. Even after a hasty alteration, in ord…

  • omfg! When Kittos posted about the keychain plant fad in Japan, I really wanted one. Apparently, they are selling some on Ebay now, although for $15 I have to say NO. For a plant, paying that much is pretty stup…

  • what to do? i am tempted to bleach my hair one more time before sa's wedding this weekend. aaarrrggg, she's only a year younger than me, but pregnant and getting married. while i'm happy for her i'm still feeling…

  • Gaaah. Went to bed at 5:30am and woke up at 1:30pm. Not too bad. After the first day on the job, I have to admit that I need to keep busy. Self-motivation isn't enough for me to stick to a life of working out reg…

  • a long evening nap resulted in an odd dream with my family and tornados chasing us in our old suv. narrowly missing houses and billboards and house-shaped billboards that looked poorly cg-ed. we were all younger, my…

  • Genderbending fun! I watched Orlando early this morning after being tuned into it by Tilda Swinton's role in Constantine. Orlando is based on Virginia Woolf's roman a clef of the same title; while it's not quite fi…

  • Scary parallels Reno 911, aka cable tv: "On this plane of existence, an immunity to edge weapons can't trump the dark power of mace." Cops, aka real life: "Sir Dumbassalot picks fight with cops and loses to ye olde…

  • i honestly hate company. perhaps i was spoiled too much as a child; being friendless and having loads of time to yourself really makes it hard to socialize later on in life. nevertheless, i fucking hate strangers…

  • a strange dream where i am a solid communist through and through, 7pm-10pm and i hate my relatives for running to america because they couldn't hang with the strict rules, the famines, and what not. relatives - ol…

  • Thursdays night is spent Watching Minority Report and Constantine. Minority Report was better than I thought it would be while Constantine was not as good as I thought it would be. Keanu Reeves still doesn't know…

  • Candy! I found the best candy blog ever today. She likes black licorice and non-American confections! I found Haribo lakritz wheels at this Uber German Store in Fitchburg last week. They make my mouth f…

  • booo. i was going to go to bed at a relatively early time, but my roommate's xtreme drunkeness and my headache voted and said, "melissa lo, we're sorry but you're not going to bed anytime soon." the concept of frien…

  • i hate volunteers. especially old ones. they feel like they're entitled to special privileges or something, which includes acting like a bitch to new people, ie me. fuck you, old man. i hope you get balder. now i h…

  • i finished the sopranos fifth season tonight. meh. i need a place to stay until december in madison...anyone got a sublease? i like menstruating; i like the color of rich dark red. all my iron is leaving my body. …

  • r's cauliflower soup tastes a lot like chinese white carrots. i went in to pop deluxe! today and got the job on the spot. now i can cover my rent and have $10 for food. hello ramen. i'm secretly crushing on my ne…

  • waha! i finally got to see diana and eric tonight at the sidecar. i also saw elliot who is moving to new york like everyone else i know and living in manhattan and working for glaad. girl with unattractive hair cam…

  • fuck cmaa! i got an email from them saying they had already filled their position, even though the deadline was last friday. jerkoffs. i really wanted that position too.

  • my sleeping schedule is so fucked up. i need a job.

  • looking at hot girls all night looong...damn you downe.

  • Thank goodness for the non-smoking ban. I can enjoy heckling people without gasping for air. I think as I was getting drinks at the Cardinal, someone tried to talk to me. I was glancing at the wall when I realized …