Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed
2721 icons, 149 quotesIt is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about themafterwards
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.Keep a fair-sized cemetery in your back yard, in which to bury the faults of your friends. When twilight drops her curtain downAnd pins it …
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