| 88% asianSection 1
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[x] Were you born in an Asian country?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao, etc school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an Asian language?
[x]Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x]Do you eat rice almost every single day/or alot?
[x]Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[x] Do/did you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you have a 95 average
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?
Score:10
Section 2
[x] Do you listen to Asian music?
[x] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo,
[x] Have you played the violin/piano/cello/etc.?
[x] Do/did your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x] Are you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[ ] Do/did you own a Mazda/Saturn
[x] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
Score: 8
Section 3
[x] Are you or were you once a fob?
[] Is your last name Park, Lee, Chang, Phan, Wang, Wong, Kim, Yoon, Tang, Dang, Lam, Chow, Tran, Nguyen, Yang, or Yu?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Does your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet,
cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO...Oo, etc?
[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] Do you know the song "Got Rice"?.. got rice bitch? got food got soup got spice...?
[x] Anime?
[x] Do you listen to trance?
Score: 8
Section 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[]Do you think you're short?
[x]Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[]can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[x] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x]Do you read Manga?
[x]Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have AsianPride?
Score: 8
Section 5
[x]Are you a very good artist?
[x] Do you speak your Asian language with your friends?
[x] Do/did your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[x ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x]Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
score: 10
Now add up your scores
and multiply by 2.
That's how Asian you are |
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