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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

If a fat guy like me hits the Salad Bar, you better hit it a million times more!!
Conversation between two girls behind me at a salad bar...
Girl 1: Dunno if I should go with the salad.
Girl 2: We can go get a sandwich from the grill...
Girl 1: Yeah...but that buffalo wing looks good but...
Girl 2: On another diet again?
Girl 1: Yeah but salads so tasteless...not flavorful enough...
Muek(turning around to the girls): Hey...If you don't wanna look like me, go with the salad...
*Girls look at each other, fills up their plates with green leaves, and hurries to the cashier without the dressing.*
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nice that was funny. but it would have been funnier if someone was there to actually see it.
- 10/9/2007 1:29 PM
- iamwhatiamnoonegivesadamn (message)
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typical mike move....hope u didn't scare them.
- 10/10/2007 9:02 AM
- abett (message)
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no.. you couldnt have said that!
- 10/10/2007 9:39 AM
- Pink_Alien_II (message)
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good job.
- 10/11/2007 2:44 PM
- concatenate (message)
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you're so gangster with salad
- 10/13/2007 5:26 PM
- CaKaLusa (message)
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foesho
- 10/19/2007 3:58 PM
- abett (message)
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muek doesnt fuck around with salads.
- 10/21/2007 1:20 PM
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