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  • Could someone please inform Bill that The Biggest Loser Workout DVD becomes pointless when SOMEONE in the house makes chocolate cake with hot fudge icing and vanilla ice cream on top, every other night. Also, let him kno…

  • I wonder if my son would get an F on his science fair project if we did it on how long it takes to make his Mama 100% wacko trying to decide on a project? How long it takes said project to drive me to drink all Christma…

  • Stand By Me Flashback

    In the summer of 1986, I spent 90% of the months of June and July, on the worn carpet of our duplex on Kynette Street, with my finger attached to the record button of our first VCR. MTV played the commercial often, one …

  • In JanuaryI got a new dryerTravelled with CappyBlew up a BlenderWas accosted by a Mary Kay ladyPropositioned regarding Tax Fraud and read Swan Song by Robert McCammon (Thanks RJ!)The General's Daughter by Nelson DeMilleT…

  • I ask that you read this article in the Biloxi Sun Herald before reading my post today. It would also be great if you could pass it on. Our first Christmas, 11 years ago, in the throes of CONSTANT panic attacks, Bill …

  • I’ve always desired to humiliate myself. So, I changed my answering machine message.“Up on the housetop, reindeer paws We're not here to take your calls Santa's out shopping, We are too Probably buyin’ a gift for you! Me…

  • Bill's mom passed away yesterday afternoon. We will be leaving for TX early Friday morning. I wanted to thank everyone for the sweet thoughts and kind words. In Memory of Carroll Talley

  • The Bake Sale Nazi is on a rampage and my mother-in-law is dying. The neighbor tells me her children, "cried from Biloxi to Hattiesburg. They didn't understand why we couldn't stay. They ran from room to room touchin…

  • The Fraser Fir takes up half the room. Branches hang over the love seat, smacking me in the face if I move in the wrong direction. "How are we supposed to get to the table, Mama?" The children ask me. "Just squeeze…

  • Good Intentions

    I had good intentions when a frenzied desire, to be part of EVERYTHING, overtook me at the first PTA meeting of the year. Box Tops...Sign me up as a co-chair. Bake Sale...That too! Landscaping needs a chair? I just …

  • "I went home with the resolve to write what I knew and to trust my own thoughts and feelings and to not look outside myself."---Natalie Goldberg in Writing Down the Bones Author's Note: This is an expressive piece for m…

  • Since it is Hunting Season I thought I would repost this which made me laugh today. A newer post is below it. Welcome to Moron Central aka Fitch World You know you live with a bunch of morons when their idea of a fun ev…

  • I Can't Stand

    Side Note: Joshilyn is discussing the Momwriterstm issue on her blog. And Martha! I hate that it has taken my husband's father. I hate that I've lost friends to it. I hate that my husband's mom lost her breasts to…

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