I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND DECIDED THAT I WILL POST THE MOVIE REVIEW I DID HERE. IT WAS RELEASED IN THE NEWS LETTER YESTERDAY SO FAR NO MEAN SPIRITED COMMENTS. KEEP THOSE FINGERS CROSSED. NO PUN INTENDED.
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FROM THE ROAD TO AVONLEA
12 year old Peter Craig comes down the stairs dressed in would-be sunday cloths. Sarah Stanley (same age) looks him over in preparation for church.
Peter: (complaining)I bet I…
A PERSONAL NOTE
While talking to an acquaintance last week, I was shocked to learn that he's seen my Xanga. So I ask him what he thought of it. His response baffled me. "Well.... I'm not reall…
FOR THE STUDENTSMartial arts is not a system of fighting, it's a system of thought. You must out think your opponent in whatever form he takes. :B…
DELETED SCENE FROM LOVE ACTUALLY
(Sorry to still be harping about this movie, but this bit really is hilarious.)
Widowed father Daniel bored on his computer looks up Claudia Shiffer on Google.…
(From some actual school excuse forms)
(forged) Daniel was sick yesterday day. He had a bad case of Inertia.
John couldn't make it to school because I had a hangover.
Andy missed most of this week because we were att…
ATTACKS ON A FELLOW XANGAN
I was going to to leave Bwana's problem alone as would be wise. But after I saw Bill O'Reilly's talking points memo the other day I was compelled to write this, bec…
TO MY STUDENTS Sparing went really well last night. I don't remember ever see Drake and Domi in the same class before (The Joneses usually train at home with the Baxters) So I coul…
Statistics show that 1 in every 40 men in the U.S. likes to cross dress. Now we've had 43 Presidents.... I'm thinking we've had someone dancing up and down the oval office in a ballerina dress. Now, lets get to the bott…
(What's) worse than the total agony of being in love?
:Sam (love actually)
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That was the movie Sensi Connor an…
TO THE STUDENTSLearning great speed in visual recognition a basic begining. Your training should include short, concen trated daily practice in seeing quickly. (awareness drills) …
A Thirteen year old was horrified one morning, when he woke to find that he had a zit right square on his cheek for all to see. Realizing that this meant certain teasing and taunting he tried desperately to be ri…
reporter: Mr Leland? He went to Harvard with Mr Kane, didn't he?
old man: Harvard, Yale....They were thrown out of a lot of colleges.
:From the movie Citizen Kane
60% of folks don't know a thing about how their government works. Thats bad because it leaves them open to just execpt any propaganda that comes along.
:Bill Oreilly
Be good to your children. Not only are they the future of our country, they can also put you in the home!
:Dennis Miller
This country needs two strong political parties, and should have more. If the democrats self-destruct, the Bush people will run wild. They are already taken with themselves, largely unavailable to the folks. With no comp…
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