Copilot:(Speaking unknown language!)
Pilot: You've got to be able to get some sort of reading on that shield, up or down.
Copilot:(Continuing in unknown language)
Pilot:But how could they be jamming us if.... they do…
Hey everybody I got some good news today My sister in-law gave birth to two boys! Named Sean Allen Harman and James Clarence Harman!
Way to go Adam!
For those of you subscribed who like the previous pic, here's another from my childhood!
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That's me on the right- Raymond's in the middle- Grandp…
My life is weird sometimes.
I'm in a public restroom last night and this old guy (I think he was at least 80 years old. a Frail blocking Mr Magoo type) walks in goes to a stall and rips the loudest fart I've ever heard…
[after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy] Jason Nesmith: Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get th…
Martial Art's has been a part of my life for eleven years now, and I can't imagine how my life would've turned out differently without it. Studies conclude that people who regularly study in a Martial Arts progra…
today is the fifth anniversary of the death of JFK Jr! wow doesn't feel like it's been that long does it?
Also, my eyes are finally cleared up from swiming at dads I'll tell you it really does suck being allergic …
[Felicity's returning from an interview at a prep school!]
Sally: How was kings port? (snooty)I heard things went swimmingly!
Felicity: It was an education!
Sally: Going to London any time soon? (giggles)
(as they pa…
This is the funnies thing I've ever seen! About four years ago while I was working at the jacksonville zoo I was in the observatory for the Lions! (I was giving C.J. a tour!) The observatory take you right up into the pa…
Not long ago I had an exchange with another Xangan. It was about books titled Harry Potter! This Xangan is of the the opinion that Harry Potter is pure Evil and trains kids toward witchcraft. As proof he sent me some …
Princess: Only you could be so bold! When the senate hears that you've attacked a diplomatic miss....
Lord: Don't act so surprised your highness, you weren't on any mercy mission this time! Several transmissions were be…
Lois: You are not giving up till you bowl a strike!
Malcolm: You wanna see a strike? (Grabs ball, starts walking down the alley.)
Lois: What are you doing?
Malcolm: Look at me! I'm the worlds greatest bowler! I care …
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