BREAK ROOM CHAT
It never ceases to amaze me the kind of chatter that happens in the break room at work. Friday we were discussing the oddest form of philosophy I've ever heard. That is if it qualifies as philosophy, You…
I found an upset email in my inbox the other day. In it was a particular sentence I did not care for. It read like this, "For me a moderate is one who holds up his wet finger in the wind after everything has been said …
"I don't believe in condoms! They're like taking a shower in a rain jacket."
-Cory Wilson
I um, "Borrowed" this from my best friend Scotty's Live journal
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In prison ...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.At work...you spend the majority of your …
Update: one of my coworkers says yellow snow makes the best snowballs! what do you think?
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Wow you want to talk about cold? Yesterday we here in upstate New…
Here is my latest TIP article! Blessed are the vast corporate empires!: What you did not know about ChristianityJanuary 21, 2005by Jimmy One thing that was very clearly proven about Democratic politics in this past elect…
I have an article here, Idon't agree with absolutly everything in it but it makes some real good points so I hope you enjoy it.
Truth cannot be found in facts. It can only be derived from removing every…
I have been accused so many times (most recently by the minister of the church in which I attend) of writing only about politics on my site, so I did a tally and it appears they they are all dead wrong. Politics comes in…
When I got in to the office today I was intercepted by one of our crew. This is the kind of guy who comes in every day with a five-year-old's sense of humor. You know the guy I'm talking about, always playing around, w…
There were these guys I was talking to while waiting for a connecting flight in the airport the other day. I was siting under a television that was tuned to Fox News. Specifically Bill O'Reilly was on, and I'll tell yo…
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Artist: Weird Al YankovicSong: The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
Lyrics :
The devil went to Jamaica he was lookin' to sell some weed he was doin' fine they were standin' in line it was excellent weed indeed when he came …
Prepare for ludicrous speed.
Mel Brooks is a genius.
courtesy of the Internet Movie Database.
One of the ships parked at the diner is the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars (1977).
Th…
My boss gave me this a few weeks ago. I really like it so I thought I would share it with you!
By Doug Firebaugh
How bad do you want to succeed in life?
Think about it... how bad? A little? A lot…
Given my current beef with the UN over the oil for food scandal, several of my relatives, friends, and associates have been asking me what I Think about the comments made by a certain UN official in reference to his di…
Trivia Question: to whom was Lisa referring when she said this.
-His life was a total success til he found out he was a Simpson.
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Also you can see my new article…
An engineer ended up in hell, and was not pleased by what he found there. So he decided to try and redesign and make improvements there. He fixed the air conditioning, and designed flush toilets to work there, even put…