Happy Halloween!This is the story of grouchy old William Hanover. A man who hated children so much that all the children in his villiage called him Mister Boogedy.300 years ago William Hanover fell in love with a beautif…
My boss came too my office yesterday asking, "How do you do that?" I asked what I did and he starts into the conversation we had about the Miers nomination the other day. (look three posts back to Oct 24 and you'll see t…
As it turns out I'll not be going to Florida with our group (unless we send a second group) But I will be helping to pick up the slack from those who did go during the next few days. So I will probably be on xanga a lot …
I was going to post yesterday but you would not believe how busy I was. We hosted the city council debates yesterday and I spent a lot of time tending to the candidates and making sure they were as comfortable as the p…
Baldness & Politics
Borking America
Due to a genetic skin problem I had to shave my head this week. The treatment requires removal of hair in the affected area, I remember when my mother had to do the same he…
Rain, rain, go away,
Come again another day.
Rain, rain, go to Spain,
Never show your face again.
Rain, rain, pour down,
But not a drop on our town.
Rain on the green grass,
and rain on the tree, …
"Leave it to you to win an argument by being wrong!"
Those words came from my brother last night after a two and a half hour conversation that I originally tried to avoid. I'm really getting tired of the whole evol…
# Scene in Vinick's Senate office in which Democratic/Bartlet consultant "Bruno Gianelli," played by the somewhat conservative actor Ron Silver, tells the Senator ho…
Top Ten Signs You Have Too Many Kids
10. "Kids sleep in bunk beds, sit on bunk sofas"
9. "Any movie you take kids to instantly becomes number one film in the country"
8. "You're spending $7.3 million a year in allowan…
Sementeli's niece Dropped off the episodes of "Sport's Trac" this weekend. (If you get the show she's the one who during high school football season shout's, "Are you ready for some football!?") She came in because he'…
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This amazes me: I was watching David Letterman the other day when he was interviewing Howard Dean. David asked him a question about how the Democrats are going to take the White House back. Dean started going on about ho…
Great truths little children have learned:
1 No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2 When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3 If your sister hits you, don't hit her b…
I want to tell you a little about some of my experiences with racism, and before I log on tomorrow some commenter is probably going to accuse me of racism for this post.
The first time I remember encountering raci…
Today is my second year Xangaversery!
Can you believe it?
In that short time I've been blocked by two Xangans, (One doesn't post anymore) subscribed to 63 Xangas, (Only about 20 post with any regularity.) and hav…
Never trouble trouble, til trouble troubles you!
An interesting battle of wits
As my nephew and I were leaving the bank Saturday he saw a preying mantis walking across the side walk directly ahead of us in our path. With a homicidal gleam in his eye the nephew to…
After Ten days in the Field I stoped by the office for a couple of hours and guess what everyone wants to know?
With New York City set to blow up this weekend, no less than 12 coworkers asked me my opinion on the Tom…
(high on cocaine)" "My day? Un-freakin'-believable. First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll--HER DOLL for God's sake! Where's the …
Some of you may have kept up with the debate Max and I were having a debate about whether it's appropriate to teach Creation as an alternative to evolution side by side with evolution.
My position is that Evolution…
Warning! This is a dirty joke!
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty i…
I saw this the otherday and felt like sharing it, because it seems an undeniable fact to me that we (Americans) are being gouged at the pump.
Where has all the leadership gone?
President…
No way was that bed steel reinforced.
After a long and Tiring weekend I found that TV last night was actually enjoyable. There were three bits on three shows that were actually good, and Malcolm wasn't even on.(He …
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