Monday, January 21, 2008
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In all Objectivity…
Attempting to remain friendly with one’s ex is an exercise in spectacular futility.
Oh yeah, and it’s also good for discovering that inner-raging-psychotic-vengeful-demon-bitch who would gleefully fly across the world to tear off that douchebag’s head, stuff it with asparagus au gratin and serve it up on a silver platter for the dog to eat while I then casually enjoy re-runs of Star Trek the Next Generation, because clearly Picard is the only man who’s truly worthy of my presence, despite his being fictional.
That’s right.
Nothing less than a fucking starship captain for me, from now on.
Rikers need not apply.
(And if you have to ask which head, then it’s already too late.)
"...well actually, it's a funny that you'd ask that, because, heh.. I got my degree in STARSHIP CAPTAINING. So...You come here often?"
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Comments (18)
do dogs eat asparagus?
ryc: and openly listening to them at school.
yes, the captain has a nice shaved head, i agree
Picard is nice! Trying to maintain any status quo with the ex is so damn hard...
captain john piccard!
i feel ya, Liz. share your starship captains with me.
zisixi - yes they do. it makes them have really, really stinky farts.
What is asparagus au gratin? I like asparagus...don't think most dogs do, though.
Does anyone know how to fix my font? My cat sat on the keyboard and now the text is all tiny and I can barely read the screen.
Make it so, Liz.
dude - i get along FINE with my ex. we're good friends now...
his fiance, on the other hand - is a whole 'nother ball game. god how i hate her.
I'unno, Sisko's the one who tickles my tra-la-la...he's got that dead-on sexy commanding voice...
Erh, ahem.
I LOVE TITTIES
+50 bonus points for you.
To put things in perspective, a friend of mine here in Denver is being forced to live with her ex as they can't break their contract in their apartment until the end of this semester. So three months of seeing her ex every day.
She actually just asked for advice on how to make the best of the situation.
Fuck me, I don't know. Any tips?
Anyways, uh, nevermind, I'll just put the rest on your newer post.
Y'know, Riker did eventually make starship captain. At the end of Star Trek Nemesis he left to take command of the starship Titan...
I've said too much.
william riker became a captain eventually. but come on... we all know jean-luc picard is the fuckin man. i loved TNG because of him... and data. who would've thought the android would have so much personality?
-ray leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Actually I seem to be on decent terms with all of my ex's, although I was the one who got dumped in only one circumstance.
i didnt even find my ex worth trying to remain friends with!
No one can say "Salt N Pepper" better than Picard.
Yeah, ex's are hard to get along with...
Why bother! You don't need them.... .. oh.. nevermind...