| | I'm updating because....
Just because.
What's there to talk about?
Walking all around San Francisco suddenly means I end up waving at people I know every once in a while.
"Jeez, Alex, you know the whole world."
"No I don't....I just know half the world."
As Tony would say, "JK, JK!"
Or whatever.
Hey, for all you students out there, have you started your summer reading?
Every person I talk to about my summer reading exclaims out loud, "Thanks for reminding me! I should start my summer reading too."
You forgetful people.
I wish everyone would stop stalking me.
Everytime someone says they saw me, I was eating at the time.
I don't eat all the time. (Do I?)
Stop stalking me!
.........
Oh no, I've run out of things to say!
I shall then recount all the ridiculous things that happened during my summer so far.
[walks into the kitchen]
Dad: I'm not going to give you rice until you say, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
Brother: Could you just give me some rice please?
Dad: NOT UNTIL YOU SAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
...At the zoo, I was the cactus.
If you don't know what I mean...
You see, volunteers get to go on stage for the Wildlife Theatre shows.
There is a part in the show about water where a big wooden cactus is brought out on stage.
The cactus wears sunglasses and it's name is Suzy Suguaro.
I was Suzy Suguaro.
I almost fell down.
Apparently it's the thing all the newbies do. That was my first time doing the show, so I was the chosen one. (Can you say.....n008! n008!)
[I carry the big heavy cactus cutout on stage]
Host of the show: Now you don't see these walking around everyday.
Me: =_=;; *struggling*
Host of the show: This kind of plant....blah blah blah blah
Me: *moves the thing side to side to make the cactus look like it's dancing on stage*
Host of the show: *SMACKS THE CACTUS ARM*
Whee! I almost went toppling.
At least I was hidden behind the thing
You should all see that show.
I'll be there waving around shark fins backstage.
Wynnie the one-eyed opposum scratched me on my neck.
I showed it to Harrison, a guy who works at the zoo, and he said, "Alex, is that an opposum hickey?!"
Jenny laughed and said, "How will you explain that to your boyfriend?"
To end this, I have no boyfriend.
The boy I like appears to have no life.
Awesome!
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