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Sunday, August 17, 2008
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Panda Riots in Williamsburg
So today I get a call from my mom that went like this:
Mom: "You didn't get caught in the panda riots in Williamsburg last night did you?"
Me: "The what?"
Mom: (as if I'm supposed to know what she's talking about) "The panda riots."
Me: "The panda riots? As in panda bears?"
Mom: "Yes, the panda riots."
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Me: "what does that mean?!"
Apparently this is what it meant.
Only in New York City. Apparently there was also a "kaleidescope parade" too that day? I missed all the cool secret events yesterday!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
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Julia Child: Badass Chef, Badass Spy
Oh man. This article made my day. Who would've thought that while whipping up some Creme Brulee, Julia Child was also sharing enemy secrets with the goverment?
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
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Big Brother Really Is Watching You
So I just found out about this CRAZY thing called Loopt. It's a mobile social networking platform that allows you to literally locate your friends on GPS from your phone. I'm sorry, WHAT?! I don't want people knowing where I am at all times!!!! How creepy is that?! Seems like stalking is becoming easier and easier.
There's a few of them too - there's also Whrrl and Plazes, although Plazes doesn't seem quite as creepy from what I read. The thing that I think disturbed me most is that I found about it from someone on facebook who was like "check out this really cool thing!" Why would anybody be excited about this?! I mean, I love cell phones because they make it easy to contact people from anywhere and easier for people to get ahold of you. And I love facebook because it makes it easier to keep in touch with people. But this is getting a little bit extreme... I don't want people knowing where I am at all hours of the day and being able to track me down without my knowledge.
I guess my initial reaction was a little bit extreme though. You do have to sign up for the service and choose to broadcast your whereabouts in order for other people to see them. But I'm sure hackers could use these types of things to find people really easily. I mean, who saw Dark Knight and what he did with cell phones? Granted, he used it for good. But still. And look at poor Miley Cyrus whose cell phone got hacked into and now her private pictures are all over the internet.
I'm getting increasingly uneasy with the level of information available about people. Not to mention what the government could very easily do with it (and the phone companies, as happened recently, are just immune from any consequences). Does this make anyone else as uneasy as it makes me?
Thursday, July 24, 2008
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Holy batman, I have to pee!
Last night I saw Dark Knight. Boy was it good. Don't worry, no spoilers here. Just a story. So beforehand I drank a lot of water. Big mistake. 20 minutes in, I had to pee. For those of you who haven't seen it, the movie is two and a half hours long. Two and a half. But it was so good! I couldn't get up and miss a single minute of it! Nor did I want to upset half the audience since I was sitting smack in the center of the row and would've had to climb over a bunch of people to get out. That means I sat there in agony for 2 hours and 10 minutes. I actually had to unbutton my pants because my pants were putting too much pressure on my bladder. It was so painful. I think I drove the people next to me crazy because I was jiggling my leg like crazy to keep from peeing my pants. As much as I loved the movie, I'm going to have to see it again when I'm not so distracted.
The only other time I can recall having to pee that bad was when I had been drinking wine on the beach during a film shoot in Jersey and we were driving back (Not that I had had much wine, I just hadn't peed all day because we were on a shoot) and we got stuck on the Verazzanno bridge for more than 2 hours. I really thought I was going to die then. I almost got out of the car and just pulled down my pants in front of everyone and peed on the bridge right there. But I managed to hold it until we made it to my coworker's apartment. I was seriously starting to think my bladder was going to explode though. Same with this time.
When the movie got out, I tried to run past the people in my row to get out right away, but they stood up to get out, so then I had to wait behind them as people excrutiatingly slowly filed out of the theater. As I got to the door of the theater I practically pushed this old lady out of my way who was weaving back and forth as I was trying to get around her. When I got out from behind her, I literally ran to the bathroom (I wanted to beat the line because I don't think I could've waited any longer) and man, what I great feeling when I finally got to pee. I peed for like 10 minutes too. It was fabulous. I didn't want to stop peeing it felt so good. Too much information? Sorry...
So that be a lesson to you: when you go see the Dark Knight (or any long, good, crowded movie), make sure you pee beforehand.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
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Currently Listening
The Very Best of Billy Idol: Idolize Yourself (CD/DVD)
By Billy Idol
Dancing With Myself
see relatedSave Ferris
So, yesterday Datingish posted a clip from the classic John Cusack 80s teen romance flick "Say Anything," and it got me thinking... How good were 80s teen movies? Teen movies now pale in comparison. Think about. As sappy as some of those movies were, 80s teen movies were also filled with so much more angst. Some examples:
The Breakfast Club - between dancing on tables, lusting after each other and smoking up in the library, the kids bare their souls to each other in heart-wrenchingly uncomfortable scenes. Everyone has problems - the princess is expected of too much, the geek has too much pressure, the weird girl is a klepto and feels invisible, the rebel is abused, the jock has self-loathing and anger management issues (and too much pressure). Yes, in their own way they're all stereotypes and teen movies now try to copy them often. But they were the originals. And they were not one-dimensional like teen characters now.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - A happy movie about kids ditching school their senior year and having fun? Wrong! What about those intense scenes with Cameron when his dad's car gets wrecked? Yikes. Those are some of the most intense scenes of any movie I remember.
Say Anything - While this is one of the cutest of cute 80s love stories, Diane Court's dad is a con man. Her mother is obnoxious. She has a lot of pressure on her to do amazing things. And John Cusack's character (who, if you added a college education, is pretty much my dream man) is being raised by his uptight sister who doesn't have time for him because she has a child of her own while receiving pressure from his absentee father to join the military. That's some tough stuff. And let's not forget angsty Lily Taylor who tried to kill herself when the asshole love of her life cheats on her and writes 60 some angry songs about him. And then there's the classic John Cusack boombox in the backyard moment.
Heathers - Um, holy crap, you don't get any angstier than that (for those of you who haven't seen it, it's a film starring Winona Ryder and Shannen Doherty about suicide, murder and social heirarchy. It also coined some classic phrases such as "that's so very," and "what's your damage?")
I haven't even seen some of the other classic 80s flicks like 16 Candles and I only vaguely remember Pretty In Pink because it's been so long. But I'll be they're just as good and angsty. The only one I've seen that I recall not liking was St. Elmo's Fire. What's your favorite 80s teen movie (EDIT: and/or scene from an 80s teen movie)?



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