Thursday, July 24, 2008

• Leasing vs. Purchasing

   

  The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce
  is as follows:
  
  After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
  Assuming he got a bang every night during their 5
  year relationship (which would NOT have happened!),
  it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
  
  On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen,
  an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges
  $4,000 an hour. For anything that your heart desires!
  
  Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he
  would've paid a total of $7.3 million for an hour of
  sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
  
  Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no
  begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all
  requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no
  bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all,
  she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you
  ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
  
  Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.

  
   

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