Just bumping up the time-stamp.
Off(ice) She Goes...
into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun!
Well, hopefully not INTO the sun.
Sheesh. Those are some scary lyrics when you think about them, huh?
Um, yeah.
ANYWAY.
About an hour or so ago (maybe longer, I'm
dumb that way), I got off the phone w/ officeconfidential. I had
to cut our conversation short because SOMEONE I know, (and his little
brother), were doing this:
(I told you all it was a horrible haircut.)
I kid you not, I was totally on the phone w/ Ms. Confidential when I snapped this photo.
Anyway, she and the girls were at the airport, all ready to take
off. And, yes, in case you're wondering, her stress level had
dropped quite a bit since getting there.
And, no, she did not get to leave the office at noon. Noon-thirty-ish. Grrrr...
She wasn't sure how to drop this bomb on y'all, so she asked me to take care of it.
That wedding she's going to?
Yeah.
It's not her sister's.
It's hers.
Remember how she said Mr. S. was putting a lot of presssure on her?
Well...
I guess he dumped Mrs. S w/ a quickie divorce in Reno, and Bob's Your Uncle, looks like the girls are getting new step-daddy!
CONGRATS, OFFICECONFIDENTIAL & MR. S!!! WOOOOT WOOOOT!!
Okay, that was a really lame April Fool's joke, but what do you expect? It's even a day late and everything.
Seriously, though, um, the reason why she asked me to pop over here and
do this *thrillingly dynamic* guestblog (I feel very circa-early-90s
Jay Leno) is to remind all you Sucka MCs out there to enter her contest
over the weekend!!!!!
Originally she'd specified for your entries to be in by tomorrow, but
since she'll be gone, she said you should feel free to submit until
sometime on Sunday.
She's not sure what time on Sunday she'll
close the entries--that'll depend on when she gets home and gets
unpacked and pops a valium and all that stuff, I'm sure. But at
some undetermined time on Sunday, she'll stop accepting entries, AFTER
she has notified y'all here on her site, first.
So have at it, cretins!
Personally, I don't know why anyone bothers competing against my mad skillz, but whatevah. 
Remember:
text entries will be accepted as well as logos!
Please click here to check out the full set o' rules 'n' stuff!
